how are you enjoying winter break from the 5th grade deteras? are you having fun with the toys Santa left you?
refresh my memory please. is this the second or the third time you're in 5th grade? the years just seem to blend together so i can't remember anymore.
don't worry though deteras, some day you'll hit puberty and might grow up to be a real man. really, you just might grow up some day. then you can look back upon these days and say to yourself, "damn, i really did take the internet too seriously. they really did hurt my feelings. i thought they were all my real friends too."
seriously, it is possible that you might grow up one of these days and realize that you have spent most of your life being a crybaby. until then, keep rocking the monster truck lunchbox in elementary school.