meme car accident thread

[RottenWillow]

so, the cop who is doin the report stopped by a lil bit ago..
to check to see how we're doin..lol..man, we're the accident ppl

anyway, he said the neck pain went into the report and the report should be ready by the end of the week
AND that my laptop went flying into the dash and that the rear end of my car is shot
he said the guy that caused the accident never even hit his brakes, he hit us at around 50 miles an hr...go go gadget bumpers/seatbelts

he also told me again about the dispatcher position opening up, plus pt positions theyre hiring for now so thats kind of interesting

Sweetheart....fuck. You guys are really getting reamed lately. This run of luck you two are getting is pissing me off.

 

[captainahole]

is that why u stopped posting vids?

lololololololololollo
I bet you can't do that.

 

[nangiggles]

I can only do it with my right boob left one wont cooperate, same thing happens in individual eyebrow raising.

 

[cryptosporidium]

i can do both my brows, but my tits dont do shit, they just look pretty.

 

[SpyWizard]

in many cases, "whiplash" can be a life change incident and the recovery can be long and painful..

An attorney will tell you to go to a chiro, see a doc, rent a car "if your insurance covers it" and make 12 appointments for massage and the chiro.. keep track of your lost work time to go to the appointments as well..

the injury can take years to recover from..

as for the laptop.. .yes it is covered.. its' personal property that was damaged during a car accident...

if it was sitting on the road next to you and he ran over it, would you expect him to pay for it??

 

[shirlene29]

Sweetheart....fuck. You guys are really getting reamed lately. This run of luck you two are getting is pissing me off.

yeah, no shit..
if we didn't just buy the house...I'd consider moving!

seriously tho, this sux because where we moved to is like outdoor sports paradise

bike trails, hiking trails, crazy kayaking, 5k every other week, rock climbing rapeling, skiing..you name it this area has it
and we can't do any of it atm

 

[cryptosporidium]

at least you made it in. the other shit will come eventually.

stop listening to morrissey.

 

[PICK3]

I was once rear ended.



not really ... just thought I provide some fodder for Plunkey.

he lives for this stuff

 

[captainahole]

I can only do it with my right boob left one wont cooperate, same thing happens in individual eyebrow raising.

I have the same problem with my testicles, I swear they had whiplash. They just hang there. I swear I used to be able to make those suckers dance.

 

[shirlene29]

I have the same problem with my testicles, I swear they had whiplash. They just hang there. I swear I used to be able to make those suckers dance.

could be worse...

could be like the hubby with the ruptured testicle from the bike wreck thats being trimmed this thursday