Girls, Does Penis size matter to you

[Bruce]

Dick size is probably 90 percent of what gets you laid by woman. Sure they might not care when they are looking for a boyfriend but when they just want to fuck all they care about is size. Take me for example, my penis is enormous. Other than that I am nothing special, but all the ladies love me, and it is just because they are so impressed with my masive cock. THey know it means I am a better fuck, a better man, and a better person than the guy sitting next to me with the average 6.54 incher.

The best part is, if something bad happens I can always say, hey I got a big dick so who gives a shit!, ITS ALL GOOD! HAHAHAH. In fact, I don't even worry about anything about myself, I just think I have a huge dick so I am DA MAN! I was born into royalty! I am by nature's decree better than all other men with smaller dicks than me, which is most of you. People should bow down to me cause of my big ole cock. If you are a guy and I meet you I will look at you like you are nothing because I will think hey I have a bigger cock than you so I am better than you and the ladies will prove it by going home with me tonight and not you! Woman gossip about my cock, they say his cock this and ooh his big cock that. In college, hot angel faced sorority girls would come up to me drunk while all their giggling freidns stood in the corner watchin and would say, so I here your hung like a horse, can we fuck? I would laugh at these bitches blow some of my weed smoke in their face and say maybe later if I don't get any other offers alright honey?

Face it, life sucks if you got a little dick, likle 6 inches or something. I just thank my lucky stars that mine is ENORMOUS!! HAHAHAH!

it amazes me how many times this thread pops back up. you obviously have a small dick if you really wrote a post that cheesey. let me tell you something having to big of a dick is a problem most of the time. sure having a 4-5incher is not fun. being a bit bigger than normal is nice 7-8 inches with some girth. you get any bigger then girls can only handle you for a little bit and sometimes not long enough for you to bust a nut. i'm not gonna rave about my penis but it is bigger than average and very thick, i actually wish it wasn't so thick i have to buy the 20 dollar bottle of eros lube just to fuck my girlfriend. luckily she comes about 10 times within 3 strokes but still when i am on test and want to fuck 4 times i am shit out of luck and i begin to envy the guy with a 6 incher. besides if you can eat pussy well you have no worries. personality is what gets you laid, and if a girl seriously only wants you cause she heard you have a big dick she is a nasty slut and your dick will probably burn the next day.

 

[delete]

How big is big? Mine is 7 3/4 ( yeah Ive measured it ) and some girls have told me thats huge, others dont make a fuss about it at all. Its not perfectly strait though, I would trade a half inch or so for a strait one lol.

I personally think girls think about dicks like guys think about tits. No guy wants a girl who is flat, just like no girl wants a guy with a 4" dick. And every guy wants to play around with some big titties once, just like every girl wants to get slammed by a big one at some point.

hint; dont offer to trade away any size of your dick; be proud of what you got there, boi!

 

[obiwan9962]

How big is big? Mine is 7 3/4 ( yeah Ive measured it ) and some girls have told me thats huge, others dont make a fuss about it at all. Its not perfectly strait though, I would trade a half inch or so for a strait one lol.

I personally think girls think about dicks like guys think about tits. No guy wants a girl who is flat, just like no girl wants a guy with a 4" dick. And every guy wants to play around with some big titties once, just like every girl wants to get slammed by a big one at some point.

while mine is not quite as short as 4 inches but not quite as long as yours i've never had any complaints
actually my new gf finds it a tight fit but i am not complaining

it's really all about chemistry
if they are a size queen, then they have other issues usually

just find a fellow sex addict and get'r done

 

[delete]

while mine is not quite as short as 4 inches but not quite as long as yours i've never had any complaints
actually my new gf finds it a tight fit but i am not complaining

it's really all about chemistry
if they are a size queen, then they have other issues usually

just find a fellow sex addict and get'r done

very true about size queens; it is so hard to please us.....er, I mean, them....!

 

[obiwan9962]

very true about size queens; it is so hard to please us.....er, I mean, them....!

skank!























lol i jest
to each his own

 

[delete]

skank!























lol i jest
to each his own

not stalking; just admiring from afar....lol

 

[krissy]

I totally think size is overated, I believe it is the chemistry between the two people, that makes all the differnce in the world

 

[delete]

I totally think size is overated, I believe it is the chemistry between the two people, that makes all the differnce in the world

i thought the same thing until I had my first 9 incher.....changed my mind for ever....

 

[obiwan9962]

not stalking; just admiring from afar....lol

isn't that a definition of stalking??

 

[delete]

isn't that a definition of stalking??

my definition would include: knowing your fone number, home address, place of work; gym workout schedule; drive bys to see if you were home, scoping out the gf........not THAT'S stalking! See how safe you are, now??!!