I was driving down the street minding my own business and all of a sudden I notice all these chicks jogging with half shirt on & little shorts. Then I saw this chick with these HUGE knockers bouncing up and down almost whacking her in the chin.
look forward see the light turn red and there is a cop on the other street at eh same intersection. So I slammed on my brakes sliding a 1/4 of the way into the intersection. I put it in reverse and and back up to the line. The cop is staring me down so I just put my hands over my chest imulating boobs and the made shucks gester with my hands. He looked mean at me and then drove off. Ewwhh, that was close.
I would have fought that ticket if I would have gotten one. It was that girl's fault for dressing like that when she was jogging knowing what kind of distraction she would be.
look forward see the light turn red and there is a cop on the other street at eh same intersection. So I slammed on my brakes sliding a 1/4 of the way into the intersection. I put it in reverse and and back up to the line. The cop is staring me down so I just put my hands over my chest imulating boobs and the made shucks gester with my hands. He looked mean at me and then drove off. Ewwhh, that was close.
I would have fought that ticket if I would have gotten one. It was that girl's fault for dressing like that when she was jogging knowing what kind of distraction she would be.