Gentlemen, mark your calendars for March 20th...

[Ceebs]

I read about "Steak & Blowjob Day" on another board, and thought it was a joke, until numerous sites like http://www.terminalbraindrain.com/archives/000196.php kept cropping up. Anyone else heard of this new holiday? And more importantly, WHY THE HELL HAS IT BEEN SO LONG IN COMING?!

 

[TheStromba]

I do not agree with this holiday at all. This would lead a person to believe that one could only have a steak and a blow job once a year !

Personally, It should be held at least 3 days a week !

 

[neuby34]

ceebs you are quite possibly the coolest women ever

 

[Bigsatan13]

We celebrate that holiday everyday in my house!

 

[Ceebs]

ceebs you are quite possibly the coolest women ever

Thank you, but that title belongs to whomever invented S&BJ Day. I'm just spreading the word. If I felt for a minute that my efforts weren't appreciated, I'd be out of there fast.

Stromba, that was my reaction when I heard about it - "steak and a blowjob only ONCE A YEAR?" - how tragic! Giving head is great, and I never need a reason to practice random acts of culinary kindness. (Case in point, I have a GIGANTIC white chocolate raspberry cheesecake in the oven for my sis and her friends right now. Just because.) It may end up being Jambalaya & Blowjob Day, Lasagna & Blowjob Day, or something else entirely depending on what the boytoy says, though...

 

[Pamela]

Ceebs I'm glad you posted this!
Yes guys have needs this for so long.. Or even more... Like Strobma said.. 3x's a week!!

What I was wondering from guys what do you consider a
Very Good BJ?

 

[Bigsatan13]

What I was wondering from guys what do you consider a
Very Good BJ?

There is a saying out there that there is no such thing as a bad blow job. I disagree. Women should be sent to "wife school" after high school to learn this fine art. What a man doesn't want is to have to guide the woman through the act. Telling her what to do and what to do next. So as a service to all the men of Elite I will post the guidelines here for the women to read and learn.
First ladies your mouth should be wet, get something to drink if you have to, we want it as wet and sloppy as possible. Second, don't just put it in your mouth and suck. WTF, you have a nice tongue, use it to tease and lick up and down the shaft hitting the balls. It's ok to use your hand and develop a technique for hand manipulation while keeping your mouth busy. Third, we want to hear you moaning and slurping and see your nostrils flare while your cheeks are caving in. Go at it like your ravished and this is your last meal. Lastly, when we are ready to cum, you should know the signs, we want to see it shoot into your mouth and watch you swirl it around before you swallow it.


YOUR WELCOME





BTW, Pamela did you ever hear the joke about the pussy eating frog?

 

[Pamela]

There is a saying out there that there is no such thing as a bad blow job. I disagree. Women should be sent to "wife school" after high school to learn this fine art. What a man doesn't want is to have to guide the woman through the act. Telling her what to do and what to do next. So as a service to all the men of Elite I will post the guidelines here for the women to read and learn.
First ladies your mouth should be wet, get something to drink if you have to, we want it as wet and sloppy as possible. Second, don't just put it in your mouth and suck. WTF, you have a nice tongue, use it to tease and lick up and down the shaft hitting the balls. It's ok to use your hand and develop a technique for hand manipulation while keeping your mouth busy. Third, we want to hear you moaning and slurping and see your nostrils flare while your cheeks are caving in. Go at it like your ravished and this is your last meal. Lastly, when we are ready to cum, you should know the signs, we want to see it shoot into your mouth and watch you swirl it around before you swallow it.


YOUR WELCOME

Wow,
Now that's what I'm talking about.





BTW, Pamela did you ever hear the joke about the pussy eating frog?

No Please tell me!

 

[Bigsatan13]

No Please tell me!

When I was a young man I had a pussy eating frog. I used to take him everywhere with me. One day I was in the bar and I had him sitting up on the bar. I fine young woman came in and asked why do you have a frog on the bar? I said that was no ordinary frog but a frog that could eat pussy. She told me I was full of shit and I told her to take the frog home with her and see. Before she left I told her to give me her number in case there was a problem. She left and about a half an hour later she called me and said the frog wont eat her pussy. I said I'd be right over. I went into her bed room and she was lying on the bed naked with her legs spread wide open and the frog was just sitting there in front of her pussy. She said see, I told you so. I moved the frog over and said to him, look, I'm only going to show you this one more time.

 

[Pamela]

When I was a young man I had a pussy eating frog. I used to take him everywhere with me. One day I was in the bar and I had him sitting up on the bar. I fine young woman came in and asked why do you have a frog on the bar? I said that was no ordinary frog but a frog that could eat pussy. She told me I was full of shit and I told her to take the frog home with her and see. Before she left I told her to give me her number in case there was a problem. She left and about a half an hour later she called me and said the frog wont eat her pussy. I said I'd be right over. I went into her bed room and she was lying on the bed naked with her legs spread wide open and the frog was just sitting there in front of her pussy. She said see, I told you so. I moved the frog over and said to him, look, I'm only going to show you this one more time.