neuby34 said:
Pamela said:
Bigsatan13 said:
There is a saying out there that there is no such thing as a bad blow job. I disagree. Women should be sent to "wife school" after high school to learn this fine art. What a man doesn't want is to have to guide the woman through the act. Telling her what to do and what to do next. So as a service to all the men of Elite I will post the guidelines here for the women to read and learn.
First ladies your mouth should be wet, get something to drink if you have to, we want it as wet and sloppy as possible. Second, don't just put it in your mouth and suck. WTF, you have a nice tongue, use it to tease and lick up and down the shaft hitting the balls. It's ok to use your hand and develop a technique for hand manipulation while keeping your mouth busy. Third, we want to hear you moaning and slurping and see your nostrils flare while your cheeks are caving in. Go at it like your ravished and this is your last meal. Lastly, when we are ready to cum, you should know the signs, we want to see it shoot into your mouth and watch you swirl it around before you swallow it.
YOUR WELCOME
Wow,
Now that's what I'm talking about.
BTW, Pamela did you ever hear the joke about the pussy eating frog?
Pamela said:
No Please tell me!
Bigsatan13 said:
When I was a young man I had a pussy eating frog. I used to take him everywhere with me. One day I was in the bar and I had him sitting up on the bar. I fine young woman came in and asked why do you have a frog on the bar? I said that was no ordinary frog but a frog that could eat pussy. She told me I was full of shit and I told her to take the frog home with her and see. Before she left I told her to give me her number in case there was a problem. She left and about a half an hour later she called me and said the frog wont eat her pussy. I said I'd be right over. I went into her bed room and she was lying on the bed naked with her legs spread wide open and the frog was just sitting there in front of her pussy. She said see, I told you so. I moved the frog over and said to him, look, I'm only going to show you this one more time.
Ceebs said:
MrsPuddlesFL said:
Steak and a blow job 3 x's a week.
Chocolate and pussy licking 7 x's a week.
Sounds like a plan.
Pamela said:
lil k said:ceebs....you need a vacation to visit the kronks
We've got sun, sand, beautiful people, and lingerie modeling!
Friscochick said:
TheStromba said:
Actually I dont get sick very often at all. This flu has had me outta commission for an entire week. I have not gotten sick like this in about 3 years.
I am healthy and strong like bull.
Ceebs said:
Bigsatan13 said:
I wonder what we will have for dessert?Dial_tone said:
Dial_tone said:
Ceebs said:I'm taking my boyfriend to dinner at a nice restaurant right on the beach, then back to his place for a blowjob and backrub. I also sent him an email with a list of 30 things I love about him.
Watch your step. Mush alert.
Ceebs said:Care to join us, Frisco? We both think you're gorgeous.
But who needs guys at a club when i could have your adorable self! 
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