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Robert Jan
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LOL.
minimum wage is lower in holland than in the USA btw... a 16 yr old minimum wager makes like 3 bucks here
minimum wage is lower in holland than in the USA btw... a 16 yr old minimum wager makes like 3 bucks here
Funniest work story of all time when I was Burger King manager.
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Robert Jan said:
My first official job was when I was freshman in high school during the summer of 1985. At that time I made the minimum wage of $3.35hr. My job was to mow 4.25 acres of grass around a printing plant. With a push mower. I started on monday, finished on friday, and started over again on monday. That's all I did. Talk about running out of shit to think about, I was on auto-pilot most of the time. Suddenly id pop out of it and it would be 1.5 hours later and a good portion of the front lawn would be done. Talk about disassoiciating.
BTW, I can honestly say that I never tainted anyones food. The worst it ever got was when some guy thru a hamburger at me thru the window and reached for my shirt. He grabbed my clip on and smacked himself in the face from it falling off my shirt, I grabbed him and had him pulled half way thru the window before the owner intervened. Now the other guys? A drunk asshole came in and I think it was Jeremy that put ajax all over his whopper and watched him eat it. Oh well.
Now as far as shananigans-oh definetely. One time I had this stupid fuck working for me and I went to the drivethru and yelled the order in like I was a customer. I ordered a triple fish sandwich, no tartar sauce, add blue cheese salad dressing and crutons. I came back in and everyone on front line is watching him, trying not to laugh. I was a real asshole. I yelled back what the prob. was and he just stared at me and said man was that for real? I was like wtf you dipshit, put 3 patties on a fucking bun and whatever else he said and get with it! You should have seen this dumb motherfucker trying to put a 8inch tall sandwich into a 2" tall container with fish squirting out the sides of it. Just pure fucking hillarious.
Also, a lot of people, ok all of them, in this business just dont get no respect. Hell my woman friend is the gen. mgr of a long john silvers and makes 45k. And only works about 44 hours a week. I'd say that's pretty good in this economy. The thing that sucks about this job, among many others, is that an unemployed person can walk in and just really fucking degrade you to the point you want to go hide. Now that sucks.
Now as far as shananigans-oh definetely. One time I had this stupid fuck working for me and I went to the drivethru and yelled the order in like I was a customer. I ordered a triple fish sandwich, no tartar sauce, add blue cheese salad dressing and crutons. I came back in and everyone on front line is watching him, trying not to laugh. I was a real asshole. I yelled back what the prob. was and he just stared at me and said man was that for real? I was like wtf you dipshit, put 3 patties on a fucking bun and whatever else he said and get with it! You should have seen this dumb motherfucker trying to put a 8inch tall sandwich into a 2" tall container with fish squirting out the sides of it. Just pure fucking hillarious.
Also, a lot of people, ok all of them, in this business just dont get no respect. Hell my woman friend is the gen. mgr of a long john silvers and makes 45k. And only works about 44 hours a week. I'd say that's pretty good in this economy. The thing that sucks about this job, among many others, is that an unemployed person can walk in and just really fucking degrade you to the point you want to go hide. Now that sucks.
the nature boy
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normally I don't like reading long posts, but this was funny as hell.
lol
lol
Robert Jan
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i just won that liberal staring contest with your avatar btw
