Ranger...you have read my heart!!
I have been "in search" of the perfect playground for years now. The one just like my Elementary School had.
Doesn't exist.
I remember we even had these great, tall, metal uneven bars that sat right next to each other. You got up on the shorter one, did a little flip, threw your legs over and got up on the higher one. Then you could swing from your knees for "days". They took those out after an epileptic girl had a seizure and fell off, head hitting the ground. Whatever!!
And the swings...2Shy was right...I would swing up high and jump out at the plateu and land feet or knees first in the sand. Made for great skin burns.
I never rode a skateboard unless barefoot.
Oh, and your "lawndarts"...down here in Texas we played that with Bowie knives. I got in soooooo much trouble when my parents had just bought me a knew pair of shoes for our trip to Europe when I was 7 and mine ended up with a Bowie knife hole in the right shoe the day before we got on the airplane. Oops!!
Monkey bars, these now are 2.5 feet tall, or so they seem. And what is up with that big space in the middle. Helps my do my tricep pullups on them, but damn you can't have any REAL fun on them.
What ever happened to hanging upside down from the bars, the monkey bars, or flying out of the swings...and letting all the little boys see your pretty, ruffley undies under your dress or skirt.
IS THERE NO FUN LEFT FOR OUR CHILDREN!!!!
By the by, I have had no children yet, but really think a world like this needs deep consideration before bringing little souls in to it...
BB (Had 8 tracks...What about them Moody Blues??Still love em')