Ferguson, MO

[bigbassturd]

Did you make a nightstick joke?


You should have....

 

[-SD-]

she wanted teh var in your cupholder

 

[WoodyO]

I've never seen a female cop around here that wasn't a hideous she-male.

 

[wootoom]

Bukkake ruined my carpet

 

[-SD-]

Bukkaka ruined my cock

 

[cindylou]

I didn't get a ticket and her excuse was "I better not. I'm at work."

Clearly, she wanted to. Clearly

Maybe she saw your wedding ring or did you take it off to try and get out of the ticket? Do you not wear one?

 

[miplank]

I'm fairly brown. The SD Sheriff hates brown people.

you're white as fuck

 

[sexyMFer]

Maybe she saw your wedding ring or did you take it off to try and get out of the ticket? Do you not wear one?

I lost it a while back. I need to get another one.