Your common average turker is a very elusive creature that only hunts at night. This makes catching one a very difficult task and photographing turkers are even harder because they are also very small. The best way to catch turkers is to stick a candle up your ass and light it, the methane gasses will emit a blue flame that the turkers find very calming and when they slow down to look BAM!! you grab one and eat the shit out of it. With ketchup and mustard of course.