mine is hijacking threads of heartbeats who have boyfriends yet still feel the need to disrespect them by telling a messageboard of meatheads that they like to get naked and cover themselves in whipcream.
I like to see my lovejuice come out of a females nostrils. Especially when she tries to swallow it, and she chokes on it instead, and my special dressing gets "sendt" up to and out of her nasal region instead.
That's why I used to watch "The Nanny" show before. Whenever Fran Drescher spoke, I closed my eyes and imagined that she had her snorter filled with man sauce.
That's good stuff in my book