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Fecal or facial?
Was that fecal or facial? I believe that there are websites for both, but it seems to me that fecal matter on the face is smelly, unsanitary, and degrading. Facials, on the other hand, are just good clean fun.
I dated a girl who loved to take the porn shot whenever she could. Being a selfless person, I obliged often. I'm not exactly sure why she liked it. I was just doing it out of obligation...well maybe it was kind of fun. Had she asked for a fecal facial though, I'd have drawn the line.
Was that fecal or facial? I believe that there are websites for both, but it seems to me that fecal matter on the face is smelly, unsanitary, and degrading. Facials, on the other hand, are just good clean fun.
I dated a girl who loved to take the porn shot whenever she could. Being a selfless person, I obliged often. I'm not exactly sure why she liked it. I was just doing it out of obligation...well maybe it was kind of fun. Had she asked for a fecal facial though, I'd have drawn the line.
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Haven't tried it yet. I asked Pauly how he felt about me wearing safety goggles!!!
Ok...this is real
Before I say this...let me state right up front that I am not claiming to be Mr. Monster Meat. I am an average-sized to slightly above average guy I imagine, but not big. However, the girl I am dating right now (also know as my ex-wife...weird stuff), is soooo small inside that when I do cum inside her it sometimes feels like someone is holding their thumb over the end of the garden hose, so to speak. It is like my junk is bottomed out. It is almost painful and feels like the goo can't escape. Now I repeat, I am not bragging. I am lucky that she is small inside, but it does feel better to pull out and let go. The relief is greater. The issue does seem to be bigger when her period is near, which makes sense (changes in uterus/cervix intruding on the love canal). Has anyone else ever experienced this? Weird science.
Before I say this...let me state right up front that I am not claiming to be Mr. Monster Meat. I am an average-sized to slightly above average guy I imagine, but not big. However, the girl I am dating right now (also know as my ex-wife...weird stuff), is soooo small inside that when I do cum inside her it sometimes feels like someone is holding their thumb over the end of the garden hose, so to speak. It is like my junk is bottomed out. It is almost painful and feels like the goo can't escape. Now I repeat, I am not bragging. I am lucky that she is small inside, but it does feel better to pull out and let go. The relief is greater. The issue does seem to be bigger when her period is near, which makes sense (changes in uterus/cervix intruding on the love canal). Has anyone else ever experienced this? Weird science.
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