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Everyone!!! I Just Went To Walmart!!!

stilleto

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i got workout pants.

and a coffee in duncan donuts.
its a shame what they do to that coffee. grinding it all up like that. really disgusting.






but oh so tasty.
 
HumanTarget said:
oh wow. now you can start wearing white stirrup pants and concert t-shirts.


fuck that. i got a size 3xl tweety bird tshirt. and "slouch socks".
and a big hair clip.

i'm rockin'.
 
Walmart is kick ass.
 
lol

is it a cotton tee? Cause you know they get cotton from sheep... and thats really creul.

hee hee (picking on ya angel :qt: )
 
stilleto said:
i got workout pants.

and a coffee in duncan donuts.
its a shame what they do to that coffee. grinding it all up like that. really disgusting.






but oh so tasty.
OH - they say once you see a coffee grindhouse you'll never have coffee again.
 
i'm going there today go get new pc speakers

might pick me up some older teeny-bopper chicks with while pants tucked inside the tongue of their phat farm dirty white sneakers and pink halter top with blonde hair that hasn't been washed or combed in 3 days

birthday ass for me!!!
 
walmart is for losers. You suck at life.

Everyone who buys @ Walmart (and specially those who drink their coffee) are a waste of oxygen, believe me, for I'm the master of all things walmart
 
pintoca said:
walmart is for losers. You suck at life.

Everyone who buys @ Walmart (and specially those who drink their coffee) are a waste of oxygen, believe me, for I'm the master of all things walmart


Loser here. But I had great sex earlier so I'm feeling pretty good.
 
you're all idiots.

if you understood walmart, you'd love it.

vixenbabeghost, does chilli have meat in it? cause i love me some meat.
i wonder if walmart sells meat.


i have to nap now. goodnight.
SAVE THE SEELS!!!
 
stilleto said:
you're all idiots.

if you understood walmart, you'd love it.

vixenbabeghost, does chilli have meat in it? cause i love me some meat.
i wonder if walmart sells meat.


i have to nap now. goodnight.
SAVE THE SEELS!!!
Walmart is for losers.
I think I am going to head out later and grind me up all sorts of coffee and eat it with bowl after bowl of venison chili.
 
stilleto said:
you're all idiots.

if you understood walmart, you'd love it.

vixenbabeghost, does chilli have meat in it? cause i love me some meat.
i wonder if walmart sells meat.


i have to nap now. goodnight.
SAVE THE SEELS!!!


Sure, it has meat in it. Unless of course, you want me to choke some chicken for you... :heart:
 
holy shit!!! that beats Extremerestraints by a landslide!!! omg, get the kids hun, we're going BDSM shoppin'!!!!
 
pintoca said:
I heard Walmart had these on sale

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That makes me want to eat fois gras now.

I want to eat a monkey. I can't find anyone to saute me any monkey, though.
 
heatherrae said:
That makes me want to eat fois gras now.

I want to eat a monkey. I can't find anyone to saute me any monkey, though.
Jesus Heather - everybody knows you don't saute monkey. You braise it in a red wine sauce.
 
lots of kinky people in this thread

"Attention Walmart shoppers, get your kinky on, the sadoducks are going on special sale NOW!"
 
I went to Walmart last night....pretty sure I left 15 IQ points on aisle 3.
 
pintoca said:
lots of kinky people in this thread

"Attention Walmart shoppers, get your kinky on, the sadoducks are going on special sale NOW!"

The pinto beans are only .50 cents per can. I like the one's with jalepenos. Gave me some bad gas last night though.
 
reno240 said:
Jesus Heather - everybody knows you don't saute monkey. You braise it in a red wine sauce.
Yum...monkey stewed in roasted red pepper reduction and its own au jus.
 
velvett said:
HAHAHAHA

OMG.
Thank God no one is watching me because I'm smiling and grinning and they'd have to think I was nuts.
and any decent Domme wouldn't pay a lick of attention, because she knows you can't make F sounds with a bit in your mouth...
 
Actually, I want a chimpanzee. I'm not sure that they are technically a monkey. I want to tease it first so that it knows its going to be my dinner.
 
heatherrae said:
Actually, I want a chimpanzee. I'm not sure that they are technically a monkey. I want to tease it first so that it knows its going to be my dinner.

They deserve it. The bastards are vicious cannibals.
 
biteme said:
They deserve it. The bastards are vicious cannibals.
Yep, I'm going to show off my opposable thumbs and then tell them, "look who evolved, beeotch!"
 
that guy from Hogans Heros got beat to death with a camera stand. kinky sex was said to have been involved....
 
heatherrae said:
Yep, I'm going to show off my opposable thumbs and then tell them, "look who evolved, beeotch!"
You better cage it first - those things are nasty vicious. They'll fuck you up.
 
HumanTarget said:
that guy from Hogans Heros got beat to death with a camera stand. kinky sex was said to have been involved....
He used to have lots of group sex and invited a male friend. they didn't have sex together but would share partners. Then, the Hogan's Hero guy quit inviting the male friend. I get the sneaking suspicion that the male friend had developed romantic feelings and killed him from scorn.

That is my theory.
 
heatherrae said:
He used to have lots of group sex and invited a male friend. they didn't have sex together but would share partners. Then, the Hogan's Hero guy quit inviting the male friend. I get the sneaking suspicion that the male friend had developed romantic feelings and killed him from scorn.

That is my theory.
Col. Clink met a violent end too, if i'm not mistaken. but i'd rather talk aboot rough sex and it's merits.
 
heatherrae said:
He used to have lots of group sex and invited a male friend. they didn't have sex together but would share partners. Then, the Hogan's Hero guy quit inviting the male friend. I get the sneaking suspicion that the male friend had developed romantic feelings and killed him from scorn.

That is my theory.
Greg Kinear was good in that movie.
 
heatherrae said:
Yum...monkey stewed in roasted red pepper reduction and its own au jus.

Don't laugh - I used to live in Africa and still remember the open markets where they had these big tin tubs full of small dead monkeys with all the hair burned off of them. They were not selling them for decoration!!
 
You won't regret your decision Stilleto. Talipia: 2 filets for a dolla. Salmon.. 1 filet- a DOLLA!. 300 Seniors on weekly expedition for groceries, good convo regarding the Great War, and drought...priceless. :D
 
heatherrae said:
Yep, I'm going to show off my opposable thumbs and then tell them, "look who evolved, beeotch!"

lol. that's good.
do it next to vixen while she chokes a chicken. i've always wanted to do that.

damn chickens. so tasty. so juicy and delicious.
 
HumanTarget said:
holy shit!!! that beats Extremerestraints by a landslide!!! omg, get the kids hun, we're going BDSM shoppin'!!!!

do they sell that there? restraints?
what about the things that hang from ceilings? those swings that turn sex into an olympic event?

you know, till someone says the safety word.



















AFLAC!!!!!!!!!
 
I went to walmart this am.....I had to get something to read......Klue asked if I was going to use the carts that the big fat women ride around in...lol......oh and no I didn't if you are wondering Klue....I hobbled around....
 
stilleto said:
do they sell that there? restraints?
what about the things that hang from ceilings? those swings that turn sex into an olympic event?

you know, till someone says the safety word.



















AFLAC!!!!!!!!!
i buy all of my cackrings from them. plus i just got an open mouthed gag and some styrene cuffs. naughtytime!
 
LuluDeren said:
You won't regret your decision Stilleto. Talipia: 2 filets for a dolla. Salmon.. 1 filet- a DOLLA!. 300 Seniors on weekly expedition for groceries, good convo regarding the Great War, and drought...priceless. :D


where else can you get tilapia ANd the latest brittany spears cd???
 
stilleto said:
you should know, fatty.
hey hooker, hostess cupcakes are better if refrigerated. Then if you eat them upside down eatin the cake part first and the top last...mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
 
Angel said:
hey hooker, hostess cupcakes are better if refrigerated. Then if you eat them upside down eatin the cake part first and the top last...mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


that just made my heart flutter.
 
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