Every protein bar I've ever eaten....

[gymtime]

Bite #1: Hey these are pretty good....chocolatey.

Bite #2: Yup...very tasty. I should have these things more often.

Bite #3: Hmmm, ok. Takin' some time to chew this one.

Bite #4: Damn....what happened to the chocolate taste?? Christ these things take a long time to chew!

Bite #5: Are the middle of these bars made of some sort of industrial rubber??

Bite #6: Dear God these are fucking horrible. How the hell do people eat these things???

Bite #7: No way..not happening. Appetite gone. Gonna use the rest as driveway sealant.

 

[bran987]

haahhahahahhahahaha

Karma to yoU!

 

[ohashi]

It takes you seven bites to get through a bar?

 

[jenscats5]

I have felt that way with some bars & utterly disgusted by only the 2nd bite.

 

[Omegasox]

Try the Peanut Butter Crunch Clif Bars. I honestly have a hard time not eating these as snacks they're that good. But there are others who utterly hate them.

 

[faller]

LMAO!! Been there!!
There are some better bars out nowadays, but damn thats funny! Esp bite number 3. There was a bar....called the steel bar maybe? Took like an hour a half to chew. Anyone have one of those suckers?

 

[canadianhitman]

You should try Trioplex chocolate-coconut.....I actually enjoy these down to the last bite.

 

[150shot]

Most bigger companies protein bars taste pretty good these days.

 

[JKurz1]

cause they are loaded with crap............

 

[Babyfaced Assassin]

and that my friend is why i don't eat bars

 

[danielson]

detour;s taste pretty good

but they all slip up on the chewyness

 

[paul2110]

Has anyone tried the one called 'Giants block'?

It's like eating concrete I swear!

 

[jerkbox]

detour bars

 

[JKurz1]

gar-bage'

 

[junk]

LMAO!! Been there!!
There are some better bars out nowadays, but damn thats funny! Esp bite number 3. There was a bar....called the steel bar maybe? Took like an hour a half to chew. Anyone have one of those suckers?

I remember the steel bars (from abb) they really increased my facial muscle mass and jaws. but think about, it takes more time to eat and you're burning more calories flexing your 'eating' muscles. j/k but most bars today are really tasty.