LMAO!! Been there!!
There are some better bars out nowadays, but damn thats funny! Esp bite number 3. There was a bar....called the steel bar maybe? Took like an hour a half to chew. Anyone have one of those suckers?
I remember the steel bars (from abb) they really increased my facial muscle mass and jaws. but think about, it takes more time to eat and you're burning more calories flexing your 'eating' muscles. j/k but most bars today are really tasty.