Drunken Weasel and 2thick chat on EF??!?!?

[Citruscide]

This was sent to my e-mail... I'm not sure if the participants are really drunken weasel or 2thick... but I thought it was an interesting read.

C-ditty

EF2Thick: yo
DrunkenWsl: hey
EF2Thick: It's 2Thick from EF
DrunkenWsl: figured that.. lmao
EF2Thick: Did you have sex with that blonde?
DrunkenWsl: no, read my most recent reply
EF2Thick: You're not gay are you?
EF2Thick: It's cool if you are
EF2Thick: I am
DrunkenWsl: no, I am not.
EF2Thick: Keep that on the downlow tho
EF2Thick: Well
DrunkenWsl: alright.. I don't taunt anyone about being gay except for nathan..
EF2Thick: You've never thought about it at least, everyone is a little bit curious
EF2Thick: You're friends with Darktooth aren't you
DrunkenWsl: nope
EF2Thick: How old are you? I'm 29.
DrunkenWsl: don't even know him
DrunkenWsl: 18
EF2Thick: Legal baby.
DrunkenWsl: disgusting
EF2Thick: Just a joke
EF2Thick: Ok
EF2Thick: Question
DrunkenWsl: sure...
EF2Thick: If you went camping, and you woke up with a condom in your ass would you tell anyone? Or just be quiet and not tell anyone because you wouldn't want anyone to know
DrunkenWsl: that would take some thought... depends on the people around me
EF2Thick: If
EF2Thick: it was a bunch of assholes
DrunkenWsl: I sure as hell would want to figure out who it was so I could beat the shit out of them.
EF2Thick: who you know would make fun of you
EF2Thick: would you just keep quiet
EF2Thick: it would be easier to figure out without everyone knowing that you got raped
DrunkenWsl: I can't answer that question... because its not a possible scenario
EF2Thick: Oh
EF2Thick: Hey I'm going camping in 2 weeks
DrunkenWsl: such a action would have awoken me beforehand.
EF2Thick: I will pay for your ticket
EF2Thick: If you want to come with me
DrunkenWsl: no
EF2Thick: I think outdoors will do you some good
EF2Thick: I'm not talking about a relationship
EF2Thick: just a friendship
EF2Thick: I think we could help each other out
DrunkenWsl: I don't care for the outdoors other than lifting outdoors, and running.
EF2Thick: You know
EF2Thick: I used alot of Deca
EF2Thick: and for a while I was completely impotent
EF2Thick: no girls would turn me on at all
EF2Thick: then I finally realized it wasn't the massive amounts of Deca
EF2Thick: It was that I just wasn't recieving the right
EF2Thick: stimulus, if you know what I mean
DrunkenWsl: Why is it that you are sharing this with me?
EF2Thick: it all boils down to just what gender you are attracted to I suppose
EF2Thick: Because I like your personality
EF2Thick: you seem like a sweet, decent, caring guy
DrunkenWsl: lmao
DrunkenWsl: I am.. but only for a woman
EF2Thick: I could be a woman if you wanted me to
EF2Thick: just between us I mean
DrunkenWsl: gross
EF2Thick: You've never even tried it
EF2Thick: how can you say it's gross
EF2Thick: that's ignorant
DrunkenWsl: and I won't
EF2Thick: when I was 14
EF2Thick: I always lived by
EF2Thick: try everything once
DrunkenWsl: I will try most things once.. but not everything.
EF2Thick: I got a blowjob from an 18 year old guy who worked at blimpies
EF2Thick: it was that point that I realized
EF2Thick: I hinted at it
EF2Thick: asked him for "extra meat" on my sandwich
EF2Thick: pretty slick
EF2Thick: with extra mayonnaise
EF2Thick: and I licked my lip then bit it while saying mayonnaise
EF2Thick: and moaned slightly
EF2Thick: sort of the way a newborn baby moans when it just wakes up
EF2Thick: um but anyways im getting off track
EF2Thick: please don't tell anyone about this stuff
EF2Thick: I have to live up to the "masculine steroid bodybuilder" stigma unfortunately
EF2Thick: on elitefitness
DrunkenWsl: alright
EF2Thick: really I just want to be sensitive and held
EF2Thick: an oxymoron sort of
EF2Thick: do you ever feel that way
DrunkenWsl: ummm
EF2Thick: I mean with a woman
EF2Thick: since you're straight apparently
DrunkenWsl: of course.
EF2Thick: I still have my doubts though mister, I think all it will take for you and me is time
EF2Thick: I'll wear you down
EF2Thick: and before you know it you'll be screaming my name with a mouthful of pillow
DrunkenWsl: there is a Ignore function for such things.
EF2Thick: that hurts
EF2Thick: not so much emotionally
EF2Thick: but more in the groin area
EF2Thick: it's sort of a sharp itchy
EF2Thick: like when you have scabies and you put icy/hot on it
DrunkenWsl: your just inchin your way to ignore...
EF2Thick: man I'm just trying to make friends
EF2Thick: fine then
EF2Thick: I will see you on the boards cutie
DrunkenWsl: make friends?
EF2Thick: you can run but you can't hide
EF2Thick: from my massive rod of anal destruction
DrunkenWsl: you don't make friends by doing this to strait guys
EF2Thick: hey most of the time it works
EF2Thick: you are just "straighter" than most
DrunkenWsl: lmao
EF2Thick: you don't even want to know what I got that OXANDRIN guy to do
DrunkenWsl: straiter than most?...
EF2Thick: He can act like he likes the poon
EF2Thick: BUT IN REALITY HE LIKES TO BE THE POON
EF2Thick: and it started just like this
EF2Thick: I just figured I'd try my luck with your sweet piece of ass
DrunkenWsl: so sorry, but no go.
EF2Thick: think about it
EF2Thick: my rubbing my oiled nutsack all over your mowhawk
DrunkenWsl: thought, and discarded
EF2Thick: I'll leave you with that
EF2Thick: see you on the boards baby
DrunkenWsl: too bad you don't keep up on current events
EF2Thick: current events?
DrunkenWsl: actually, its not even current
EF2Thick: what current events
DrunkenWsl: need to read the board more closely.
EF2Thick: My face is about 2 inches from the monitor I can't get much closer
DrunkenWsl: I never had a mohawk, it was a bihawk, and its been gone, I only had it for 3 weeks or so.
EF2Thick: Oh
EF2Thick: You shoulda kept it, you looked really cute with it
EF2Thick: to girls too I'm sure
EF2Thick: but to guys REALLY cute
DrunkenWsl: this thread is calling out your name: http://boards.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=217054
EF2Thick: I am worried about coming out
EF2Thick: Hey I gotta go my footlicker is here
EF2Thick: we'll talk later

 

[Drunken_Weasel]

I'm pretty sure it wasnt 2thick.. the aim screen name was too generic.. Whoever it was was a flaming fucking homo though.

 

[distanced]

very interesting

 

[casavant]

 

[TwIsTeD1]

Who sent the email to you?

 

[Citruscide]

[email protected]

 

[Drunken_Weasel]

[email protected]

lmao... so who is the EFimpersonator? Mr. C?, a new game rather than making pictures?

 

[Bullit]

Thats pretty funny, actually.
No way its actually 2thick but some good material by whoever it was.

 

[Citruscide]

lmao... so who is the EFimpersonator? Mr. C?, a new game rather than making pictures?

Hurling wild accusations at moderators will get you nothing by grief...

C-ditty

 

[Drunken_Weasel]

Hurling wild accusations at moderators will get you nothing by grief...

C-ditty

Lol.. was just trying my luck to try and find out who it was.

 

[Bullit]

Lol.. was just trying my luck to try and find out who it was.

LOL!!!

One alter BUSTED.... I saw that Tw1sted.

(Please disregard is this is well known)

 

[Paulos]

I knew 2Thick was gay.

 

[Drunken_Weasel]

DW = Twisted1


LOL, sorry DW, but you accidentaly posted with the wrong name on your last post

I know... im such a fucking retard.

 

[Big Johnson]

That isn't 2thick's AIM handle.

 

[Drunken_Weasel]

That isn't 2thick's AIM handle.

It's obviously someone here... look at the fucking email addy.. so fucking obvious.

 

[Big Johnson]

Someone who has something against 2thick, I bet.

 

[Paulos]

Someone who has something against 2thick, I bet.

I doubt whoever it is has anything against 2Thick, probably just an immature ass with too much time on his/her hands having some fun.

 

[flex123]

I doubt whoever it is has anything against 2Thick, probably just an immature ass with too much time on his/her hands having some fun.

same opinion here....someone that has way to much free time. instead of working they do things like these.

 

[biteme]

2thick is actually one of the nicest ones here. At least that's MO.

 

[Drunken_Weasel]

2thick is actually one of the nicest ones here. At least that's MO.

Agreed.

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

DrunkenWsl: 18
EF2Thick: Legal baby.

 

[supersizeme]

that was actually funny as hell

the part about him getting a bj from a dude that worked at blimpies was cracking my shit up

all i wanted was a good mohawk reference(should've been "bihawk," but i'm bein picky) and it was broken out in the end

 

[Nathan]

Jokes on you jackass, I'm not gay. Besides, you're the one who talks to homos on the net.

 

[collegiateLifter]

lol. funny shit

 

[BigStu]

dudes, whoever it was - funny fucker. rod of anal destruction????

 

[Drunken_Weasel]

Anyone have an idea of who this was?

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

Anyone have an idea of who this was?

it was citrus,he did the last one about corn.

 

[2Thick]

 

[Drunken_Weasel]

it was citrus,he did the last one about corn.

I figured so... He has far too much time on his hands for being an Attorney.

 

[Puddles]

After having been away from the chat board for a few days I come back and find this...Excellent!!!

 

[Paulos]

Good to see you've got a sense of humor about it Broly.

 

[Paulos]

it was citrus,he did the last one about corn.

Uh Cornholio was talking to Citrus in that other one, therefore it could not have been Citrus.

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

Uh Cornholio was talking to Citrus in that other one, therefore it could not have been Citrus.

citrus can't photoshop,this is his gig.

 

[Paulos]

citrus can't photoshop,this is his gig.

Hmm...maybe you're right. Personally I think it's Fonz.

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

Hmm...maybe you're right. Personally I think it's Fonz.

fonz has no sense of humor here.

 

[Citruscide]

Not me... it was e-mailed to me by that imposter guy at hotmail.com... he's a real investigator.

I suspect Puc

C-ditty

 

[Paulos]

fonz has no sense of humor here.

Wait you're the first person to name someone, how do we know it's not you trying to fool everyone?

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

Wait you're the first person to name someone, how do we know it's not you trying to fool everyone?

 

[Paulos]

Just joking, you're not as clever or witty as this guy.

 

[Paulos]

That other thread reminded me of this, bump for the Eternal Love of 2Thick and Drunken_Weasel.

 

[Lumberg]

LOL!