drsketch is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like drsketch
If at first you don't succeed, you're not drsketch.
The phrase, "You are what you eat" cannot be true based on the amount of pussy drsketch eats.
drsketch always has sex on the first date.
Most men are okay with their wives fantasizing about drsketch during sex, because they are doing the same thing.
drsketch has counted to infinity. Twice.
drsketch once won a game of Connect Four in 3 moves.
drsketch can kill two stones with one bird.
drsketch can strangle you with a cordless phone.
drsketch can build a snowman out of rain.