On a more serious note, when I was a teenager, I was the lead singer of a band with violent lyrical content that touched on homophobia and misogyny amongst other things. We released a couple albums on an underground label before being picked up by Columbia as part of a distribution deal. Our 3rd album ended up in Wherehouse, Sam Goody, Tower, etc.
The band was immature and stupid, and I was never particularly proud of it, but I did like the fact that other shitty underground bands have cited us an influence for the last 20 years. Recently I've become downright disgusted that I was ever involved with it, and I'll probably pull the DAT masters out and destroy them soon.
Cool story, I know.