Do you like phone sex?

[chewyxrage]

Never tried it and the idea never turned me on enough to want to.

Actually I've turned it down in the past (to a gf) because....well...not really my idea of fun...

 

[GoldenDelicious]

i used to think it sucked...until i met a girl who sounded like a pornstar on the phone

...who also looked like a pornstar in reality

...who also acted like a pornstar is meant to act in reality

phonesex is alright lol

 

[ponyfitness]

Depends on the girl. I've had bad phone sex and really good phone sex.

 

[Razorguns]

too embarassing

 

[AAP]

Hell no.

 

[Ilk]

Nah! Prefer the real thing..

What happens after..

You put the phone down.. Then I put the TV on!

Boring!

 

[seizer]

no. don't like it. i end up making jokes (imagine that?)

ever get so high that you burn your finger and don't even know it? ouch.

do you breathe?

silly ass questions, these are.

 

[PBR]

its a tease and its awkward-No....i like visuals anyway.

 

[PICK3]

literally ... I saturate the phone with lubricant then go at it.

 

[heatherrae]

literally ... I saturate the phone with lubricant then go at it.

I can't do phone sex. I feel stupid saying nasty things out of the blue without someone even in the room with me. I never know what to say. I need a script!