Do you ever get boners at work?

[FreakMonster]

If so have you ever rubbed one out in the bathroom at work?

 

[smallmovesal]

nope

 

[The Shadow]

nope

Me neither. But then again I don't work with Smalls either.

 

[HappyScrappy]

I get them all the time - when you have over a gram of test, it is hard not to - but I've never rubbed one out in the bathroom.
only in my cube.

 

[frorider6]

Well, I get really bored in the afternoons and go looking for porn. So, yes I have gotten wood at work but I've never rubbed one out. The worst though is when your mind wanders in a meeting and you sprout wood there. All you can do is hide it under the table and hope it doesn't break the table in half.

 

[rnch]

when i first started there years ago, yes.

but now, i hate that place so much it depresses the hell outta me just to walk in the door.

no boners until i'm driving away from that place.

 

[smallmovesal]

Me neither. But then again I don't work with Smalls either.

yeah that would be dangerous for the both of us cornhole

and hs i have heard stories about you and your cube antics with mr peepers

 

[supersizeme]

yeah i get wood occasionally here...mainly when i go dipping into pickthehottie.com and amithebomb.com for some fresh young tenders. never rubbed one out in the bathroom. thought about it once or twice but i have this horrible hidden camera paranoia so i would never do that. i've jerked off a few times all over HappyScrappy's cube though because apparently that's Masturbation and Roids Central. I've rubbed one out on a drive from North Carolina to Dallas at 6am after having driven all night. I was so freaking tired that I was about to fall asleep so i figured i'd burp the worm and see if it helped wake me up. which it did, but then i had to deal with being by myself and wanting to be held and told it's gonna be alright. pulling one at work though is just entirely too risky and it probably wouldn't be that good anyways. no porn on the monitor and no magazine. such a travesty, it's hard to even think about it.

 

[frorider6]

... i figured i'd burp the worm...

Your poetic words have driven me to fall even further in love with you.

 

[WODIN]

I have gotten wood before and my only recorse was to visualize Rosanne Barr Nekkid because I could not take care of business the way I would have liked too. I have since then been in and out of therapy several times because whenever I get wood this fat nekkid rossane chick comes to mind and I go from Major General to grunt private in two seconds.

Even mega dosing viagra wont work. The viagra screams and leaves my body so fast that my balls actually start doing a quivering Macarana dance number.

Oh sure that's fun for Americas funniest home videos but I'm still not getting my darts shot!