Do chicks shit on you???

[jackangel]

whut the

 

[ZKaudio]

emotionally, yes. However, I'm still waiting for that special girl to give me a real steamer...

 

[biteme]

whut the

Not as of yet. But if they are very attractive and that is their thing, I might allow them to shit on my chest if that means I get to fuck them. No shitting on the face though. Can't go there.

 

[rsnoble]

I did have a bitch fart one time while I was eating her out. I was drunk and so was she, she giggled and I went on chowing down. Fuck it, shit happens.

 

[WarriorPL]

lol i thought this was some sick skat thread.

 

[Big Johnson]

I might consider letting a vegan pinch one off, but she'd have to pay me

 

[Ffactor]

whut the

Eat my daal you chapati papadam!

 

[rsnoble]

Re: Re: Do chicks shit on you???

Eat my daal you chapati papadam!

Eat my shit you dirty fucking whore?

 

[anabolicmd]

I did have a bitch fart one time while I was eating her out. I was drunk and so was she, she giggled and I went on chowing down. Fuck it, shit happens.

You sayin shit came out?

 

[jackangel]

lol i thought this was some sick skat thread.

Apparently, you're not the only one. But that's not what I had in mind. Anyhow... LMAO

 

[biteme]

They have lied to me so many times that I don't know whether or not to take them serious anymore.

 

[trailseeker]

As a chick my self, I can personally attest that I have in fact never shit on anyone, literally or metaphorically. But I can attest to the fact that there are some catty-ass bitches out there who pamper their self esteem by shitting on guys. I don't endorse it, but hey, what can you do?

 

[biteme]

As a chick my self, I can personally attest that I have in fact never shit on anyone, literally or metaphorically. But I can attest to the fact that there are some catty-ass bitches out there who pamper their self esteem by shitting on guys. I don't endorse it, but hey, what can you do?

Kill them. J/K

 

[trailseeker]

Believe me, sometimes, I'd like to. They give us all a bad rep.

 

[Anarchist]

Kill them. J/K

nah. i look them up good, and pick out flaws straight away. then i let them go for awhile, and i bust 2 or 3 out fast. ive had some cunts get so hurt, they literally almost immediatly start crying.

one chick had a huge, cartoonish fucking nose, and had the audasity to call me a girl for having longer [and better imo] hair than her. that was the topper to a night when this chick hadnt put anything foward, and only snapped. no attempt at conversation, nothing.

so im like 'have you ever seen dirty dancing?' yea. well it would take 2 of her noses to construct that mass of flesh and bone hangin off you face sweetie. and BTW, you have loose belly skin, cover that shit up.

the icing? this bitch actually straigtened up after that. too late.