There would be a lot less divorce in this country if more husbands and wifes fished together. Spouses that fish together stay together. My wife hates to go fishing and whenever I dragged her out to the lake, she just sits there in the boat with her eyes fixed on me in an unblinking stare that I often imagined to be muderous. From time to time I'd even speak a few kind words to her in an efford to break the spell: Row a bit faster along here, will you sweetie. I don't want my lure to get snag in the weeds." Of course, there are some people who don't respond to kind words and my wife seems to be one of them.