Dirty Joke Thread!

[karson]

yo

a little boy is caught by his mother jacking off. his mom says dont do that tommy you will go blind...the little boy thinks about it and replies, can i atleast do it until i need glasses........


at a trial in kentucky a lawyer tells the jury that in the video tape about to be shown you will see the defendent walk up to a sheep, pull his pants down and have sex with it. afterwards you will see the sheep lick the man clean and he will run away.

after being said, one juror looks to another and says.....
you know, a good sheep will do that!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[vinylgroover]

Re: yo

a little boy is caught by his mother jacking off. his mom says dont do that tommy you will go blind...the little boy thinks about it and replies, can i atleast do it until i need glasses........

hahaha.....i've been wearing glasses since i was 4 (and that's no joke)

 

[vixenbabe]

Cute Karson!

Vinyl- Hairy palms too? I fell for that joke once. My brother mentioned people who masterbate will grow hair on their palms- I was checking out my hands before he could finish telling me about this lil known "fact"... I think I was thirteen at the time.

 

[FreeballinDC]

A gay couple want to have a baby, so they place an ad in the paper for a lesbian to be a surrogate mother.

They find one, and she agrees to the terms, and then proceeds to be artificially inseminated.

The procedure works, and nine months later, she has a baby boy.

The gay couple go to the hospital's maternity ward to see their baby boy. They are at the big window, and see all the babys in their cribs crying, except one in the back of the room.

They ask the attending nurse to see their baby, and sure enough, she brings out the one that is not crying.

As they are holding the baby, one guy asks the nurse: "I notice that all these other babies are crying except ours. Why is ours the quiet one?"

The nurse says: "Oh yours is good now, but you should see what happens when we pull the pacifier out of his ass".

Edited because of my shitty Engrish

 

[vinylgroover]

Cute Karson!

Vinyl- Hairy palms too? I fell for that joke once. My brother mentioned people who masterbate will grow hair on their palms- I was checking out my hands before he could finish telling me about this lil known "fact"... I think I was thirteen at the time.

No.......i can't blame wanking for the hairy palms......that's a genetic 'Greek' thing.

Girls love it........great or giving back rubs in winter

 

[vinylgroover]

A guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a hot chick. After a few minutes he turns to her and says, "Can I smell your pussy?"
The woman looks at him in disgust and says, "Certainly not!"
"Hmmm," he replies. "It must be your feet, then."

 

[vixenbabe]

LMAO! Kisses to Freeballin and VG and the rest of you!

By the way...I'll be catching you on AIM from now on VG. It's time for Gabrielle to say bye-bye to Elite!

It's been fun, and many times, very informative!

Buttt.....I feel like a thief since I'm not plat. and it appear's from Ffactor's thread they want all us Non-plat's to go away. It's biz and I understand that!

BE GOOD TO ONE ANOTHER- STAY SAFE- TRAIN HARD- LAUGH WHEN YOU CAN ... AND...FUCK/MAKE LOVE LIKE BUNNIES

Peace!

 

[vinylgroover]

LMAO! Kisses to Freeballin and VG and the rest of you!

By the way...I'll be catching you on AIM from now on VG. It's time for Gabrielle to say bye-bye to Elite!

It's been fun, and many times, very informative!

Buttt.....I feel like a thief since I'm not plat. and it appear's from Ffactor's thread they want all us Non-plat's to go away. It's biz and I understand that!

BE GOOD TO ONE ANOTHER- STAY SAFE- TRAIN HARD- LAUGH WHEN YOU CAN ... AND...FUCK/MAKE LOVE LIKE BUNNIES

Peace!

Don't you dare go anywhere......i'm non-plat but i've given just as much good advice here FOR FREE as i've taken, as i'm sure many others have.

And besides, i can't see your avatars on AIM

 

[MFMan]

this good post