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So I know most of you are old and fucking fat and pathetic

dabuffguy said:
Sure

Tattoos are something that we definitely don't encourage, but if someone gets some they are not going to be kicked out or anything like that. God doesn't turn away the sinner, he invites them to be a better version of themselves.
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Bro this is all I need to know. Can I have more than one wife?

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i dont have any ink

im sort of like dabuff except only my skin is virgin and ive forgotten about more ass then hes ever seen
 
miplank said:
wtf would you want more than one at once?
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Oh anybody in their right mind wouldn't. Mooslim stupidity

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dabuffguy said:
I saw a giraffe mounting crocodile on the way to work today.
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How can you see shit when you're dead?

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Strongbow said:
and have kids. Have any of you with teenage kids heard this shit they are saying about beind DEAD. For example I was riding to Beezy F Jr's training session with his personal trainer last night and I ask if he done his homework, he says no. I say Im gonna tell your momma and she is gonna be pissed, he says how you gonna tell her when your dead. I hear all the kids saying shit like this. WTF is up with that.
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I took it as he already won the fight between you in his head for snitching him out like a bitch. he has the edge cause you're so mind fucked by it you had to post up. smart kid! warrior/leader instinct. who's his dad??:evil:
 
mustang_00 said:
I took it as he already won the fight between you in his head for snitching him out like a bitch. he has the edge cause you're so mind fucked by it you had to post up. smart kid! warrior/leader instinct. who's his dad??:evil:
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Beezy Jr is a fucking beast, a warrior indeed, hardest working kid I have ever known. I respect him for his work ethic it's unrivaled for a 16 year old kid, but in his head will be the only place where he will ever beat me. And I never rat him out but he knows what his priorities are and it's my job to make him walk that line. And I think the mail man is his dad.

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Strongbow said:
Beezy Jr is a fucking beast, a warrior indeed, hardest working kid I have ever known. I respect him for his work ethic it's unrivaled for a 16 year old kid, but in his head will be the only place where he will ever beat me. And I never rat him out but he knows what his priorities are and it's my job to make him walk that line. And I think the mail man is his dad.

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Can beezy kick ur ass?

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probably the same reason your dad doesn't talk about you... he wanted a girl. would explain your female sweater choices though rawr
 
The older one is like a full grown adult. SB must have started knocking bitches up when he was 14. God damn hillbillies.
 
nangiggles said:
Can beezy kick ur ass?

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In all honesty junior is to be taking serious he's not your average kid. Prolly beat the dog shit out of 99% of EF. Not ready to climb Mt. Beezekiel yet. That being said he is a very respectful kid, always sir or ma'am. Humble as well, you will never hear him talk about football or sports that involve him. He's been a lil agitated lately and has become more vocal than usual while on the field. He's changing schools next year to play in a spread offense and lots of ngrs here are ill saying shit like he's a mercenary, a hired gun, he's been bought. Shit is all over the sports vent and he's just a lil irritated.

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miplank said:
older
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Ahhhh shit man he's doing great. Went to every college in the state played DB at GSU, decided he was not that into football. Decided he wanted to be a pimp and soon found out pimping ain't easy. He's settled down with a super young lady and is running her dad's buisness and doing rather well He turns 24 in July. He's a grown man now doing grown man shit. I expect I'll be a grand pappi in another year or so.

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smurf2 said:
Holy fucking grandpa before 40
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Well maybe not I said a year or two before my oldest has a kid

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Strongbow said:
Ahhhh shit man he's doing great. Went to every college in the state played DB at GSU, decided he was not that into football. Decided he wanted to be a pimp and soon found out pimping ain't easy. He's settled down with a super young lady and is running her dad's buisness and doing rather well He turns 24 in July. He's a grown man now doing grown man shit. I expect I'll be a grand pappi in another year or so.

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It all makes sense now... you're plank's dad!!!!
 
nangiggles said:
It all makes sense now... you're plank's dad!!!!
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Would you blow me and.my son at the same time?

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Does she have to fit both cocks in her mouth at the same time, or could she work one with her hand while sliding her lips down the other like a harmonica?
 
WoodyO said:
Does she have to fit both cocks in her mouth at the same time, or could she work one with her hand while sliding her lips down the other like a harmonica?
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Well it's me and mitch since he's my son according to her so I'm a say at the same time

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that's cool you get to be a young grandpa at least... mine is older than shit!! he talks shit to people at the bar and expects me to bail him out. i talked shit once and said "get em gramps" and walked away. he freaked the fuck out. didn't know if he should shit or die. funny thing was it was staged :)
 
sexyMFer said:
my wife takes my 3 day old to the bar with her

the bar backs keep an eye on him though so it's all good
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Lil budwiser never hurt a 3 day old. Congrats on the new lil guy bro

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