So I know most of you are old and fucking fat and pathetic

[WoodyO]

Does she have to fit both cocks in her mouth at the same time, or could she work one with her hand while sliding her lips down the other like a harmonica?

 

[Strongbow]

Does she have to fit both cocks in her mouth at the same time, or could she work one with her hand while sliding her lips down the other like a harmonica?

Well it's me and mitch since he's my son according to her so I'm a say at the same time

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[cindylou]

It all makes sense now... you're plank's dad!!!!

I may look young but I'm not that young

 

[mustang_00]

that's cool you get to be a young grandpa at least... mine is older than shit!! he talks shit to people at the bar and expects me to bail him out. i talked shit once and said "get em gramps" and walked away. he freaked the fuck out. didn't know if he should shit or die. funny thing was it was staged

 

[miplank]

^that never happened

 

[WoodyO]

I take my 6 year old to the breweries with me all the time. He actually makes a great wingman.

 

[sexyMFer]

my wife takes my 3 day old to the bar with her

the bar backs keep an eye on him though so it's all good

 

[Strongbow]

my wife takes my 3 day old to the bar with her

the bar backs keep an eye on him though so it's all good

Lil budwiser never hurt a 3 day old. Congrats on the new lil guy bro

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[sexyMFer]

Thanks bro

 

[Bubbly]

my wife takes my 3 day old to the bar with her

the bar backs keep an eye on him though so it's all good

Your wife's related to glad's old lady?