did you ever try to suck your own dick when you were younger?

[Phaded]

What feels better a hand job or a blow job? This is a no brainer. All you fuckers would suck your own cock if you could.

exactly

 

[PICK3]

Why does a dog lick his package?

 

[biteme]

Why does a dog lick his package?

They keep licking long after it's clean. LOL

 

[PICK3]

They keep licking long after it's clean. LOL

A: because he can

 

[i am what i am]

Why does a dog lick his package?

Well, if you put peanutbutter on your balls on have your dog lick it off, does that constitute as cheating? Answer: No, cause its your dog.

Dude, a lot of guys in here need to step away from the computer and meet some women. No way am I sucking my own dick when I can have the gf do it. Masturbate, yes, cause no one beats the master. Blow job, no, cause I'm not geigh

Just get some heated KY and rub that bitch out. If you need help that bad, my friend got a pocket pussy, or in your case, one that is made to looklike a mouth. Better then doing it yourself.

 

[obiwan9962]

i did.. does that mean i'm gay?

naw
just you can entertain yourself
lol

 

[biteme]

Well, if you put peanutbutter on your balls on have your dog lick it off, does that constitute as cheating? Answer: No, cause its your dog.

Dude, a lot of guys in here need to step away from the computer and meet some women. No way am I sucking my own dick when I can have the gf do it. Masturbate, yes, cause no one beats the master. Blow job, no, cause I'm not geigh

Just get some heated KY and rub that bitch out. If you need help that bad, my friend got a pocket pussy, or in your case, one that is made to looklike a mouth. Better then doing it yourself.

What are kiddin' man? You can jack yourself off better than your woman can? You need to teach her how. There's no comparison.

 

[i am what i am]

What are kiddin' man? You can jack yourself off better than your woman can? You need to teach her how. There's no comparison.

No need to. It goes two places. In her mouth and in her snatch.

Plus I've had a lot more practice at jacking off.

 

[Spartacus]

I have done it.

hence the pulled hamstring

 

[biteme]

hence the pulled hamstring

Did you see the pic of my hamstring?