So do you but I can only reason based on your posts.
We just returned from a run...Shepherds need to be exercised and he just plopped down after a run and some water. If you want to see miserable I can post some pictures of me with Shelagh where I was smiling. Once again, I have multiple sources that you can get affidavits from proclaiming how much that dog loved me. Marriage on the other hand...even Shelagh will tell someone I was the kindest person she had ever known.
Now, this baby Jesus worship is sketchy at best.