Dear psycho,
I received a text from a strange number the other day informing me you were dead, and then ranting about what a heartless bitch I was for not responding to the news. I knew it was you texting me because you've been harassing me long enough that I recognize your sentence structure, but damn if I didn't wish it were true for a minute.
Sincerely,
Fuck you.
No, really. Fuck you.