Dear So and So:

[Strongbow]

ya, we should go to vegas...for sure

Why don't you and Cindy grab V and just come to my new house for a week, that would be fun and probablly intresting befroe the week was up

 

[TravFlex91]

Dear Beezy F Baby ( The F is for fucking yo mammy and shit),

Please remember that when a bitch asks you to marry her or tells you she is pregnant, it in noway means you are obligated to said trick ass bitch for any reason. Other than the distinct possibility that you owe the bitch child support. In which case tell the bitch to sign up for food stamps cause you a six figure ngr and you pay plenty of taxes. In the event you do marry the bitch make sure you have a prenup so the bitch can't take none of your whips. Remember you just gave a bitch a Beemer, a Land Rover and a pocket full of cash every month. Thanks Beezy you're the greatest.

Love,
Beezy F Baby (the F is for Fornicate)

K seriously. You are the funniest Ngr I know. Hahaha


"You mean there's more to life than being hard as fuck?"

 

[Strongbow]

K seriously. You are the funniest Ngr I know. Hahaha


"You mean there's more to life than being hard as fuck?"

Dude in all honesty being swolt is really all there is to life. I mean this, being swolt opens up avenues that these other fat faggot ngrs in chat can only dream about. Seing swolt has given me the oppertunity to court many bitches, have many babies, drive nice cars, wear nice clothes adn intimidate the fuck out of everybody I come in contact with. I'll stop joosing and being swollen when I'm dead, there is nothing more to life than steroids and fucking bitches, swoltness is King

 

[cindylou]

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[mistaballoonhands]

I'd like to see a Kakdiesel type call out again.

link for newbs?

 

[youpissmeoff]

Where did this gem go

 

[javaguru]

Indeed!

 

[cindylou]

Dear God,

I know I should trust Your judgment and I do, but sometimes I have no clue what to do. It would be nice if You could let me know what to do with some things you've sent my way.

Much love,

Cindy

 

[javaguru]

That was funny, not god, but freedom of will is a good answer.

 

[cindylou]

Dear God,







~Cindy