Damn it! Wife says im too big for anal.....

[DIVISION]

Where am I asking for advice here?? What? It's my fault shes a perv? If you want to cry about me crying....................then go cry to everyone else on this board complaining also--because im only a drop in the bucket. I think ur just jealous..........if your that bored come on over and bend over in front of my wife so you can have something worthwhile to post. I'll even run the video camera!

Settle down, YoungNoble...

At ease. I never blamed you for your wife's sexual proclivities......that's between you and her. What I don't understand is why you put yourself in these situations in the first place. A person of your age should know better, and that's what is troubling. I realize your post is partly for your self-amusement, but still it looks pretty bad when a man of your age is only now uncovering revelations like this, make me wonder.




DIV

 

[theoak01]

damn you guys are closed minded, be open to it,let your girl try the strap on deal,Im not saying get a huge bull cock one,but they do have smaller ones out there and if she is gentle is wont hurt.

you cant expect her to let you do it if you wont take it in return

 

[wetback]

damn you guys are closed minded, be open to it,let your girl try the strap on deal,Im not saying get a huge bull cock one,but they do have smaller ones out there and if she is gentle is wont hurt.

you cant expect her to let you do it if you wont take it in return

Your the man Oak..............that's what me and my hubby do

Ms.

 

[CrazyK]

Just tell her to get with the program or you'll find another team to play for

 

[Dekaxx]

You know this is funny bro but my wife pulled the SAME thing on me. She was like, you want to put that up my ass?? Well let me shove a dildo up YOUR ass and see how you like it!! The thing is, we used to do it years ago and stopped. Now that I want to again, its like starting over from the beginning. She is very tiny too which doesn't help.

Thats along the same lines as "You know how to get your Girlfriend to stop giving you head....Marry her!"

 

[DIVISION]

Just tell her to get with the program or you'll find another team to play for

^^^Now that's GanGstA!

Mad Props, CrazyKe'Ke'....

I don't play the strap-ons......if women were meant to do the pushin' they'd have a dick w/ nutz instead of massive cushion...



DIV

 

[delete]

No one is ever too big for anal; it's either an a** that needs to be worked on, stretched and well lubed, or someone that doesn't know proper technique. You should be so lucky as to have a d*** that your wife thinks is "too big" .....If you are into anal fetish videos, when you see a hand, fist and arm-up-to-the-elbow disappear up that starfish, then a "big d***" is no big deal.

 

[Gymgurl]

I agree 100% ^^^^^no one is ever to big.....

 

[rsnoble-im-back]

No one is ever too big for anal; it's either an a** that needs to be worked on, stretched and well lubed, or someone that doesn't know proper technique. You should be so lucky as to have a d*** that your wife thinks is "too big" .....If you are into anal fetish videos, when you see a hand, fist and arm-up-to-the-elbow disappear up that starfish, then a "big d***" is no big deal.

I agree. I already know she just says that cause she don't want to and to make me feel good. I know how big I am--and it's nothing impressive. It's a regular dick. But I have fun with it-lol. I'm not going to pressure her into it, if she dont want to that's fine. She's and Indian giver anywhow---so I know better not to agree with her little proposition.

 

[Gymgurl]

You have to remeber some women do not find it a turn on at all...it can hurt if you just stick it in there and that freaks them out......get her drunk and try would be your best bet..it will help her relax...lol