Damn it! Wife says im too big for anal.....

[rsnoble-im-back]

Well that's what she used to say. She's a fuking perv, and finally suggested that it's my ass for her ass. So unhappily I won't be on the hershey hwy in this lifetime. Plus now she wants to get pregnant and has another excuse.

A few years ago I walked in on her and her 2 sisters and some other gals after mowing the lawn and they were watching a gay male video. Ever since then she keeps talking abvout strapons. I immediately went to my shop and forged a chastity belt for my ass with my Hobart Ironman 250 mig welder and never, ever bend over in front of her.

However............she used to hate lesbo films until she seen one with strapon action and says "hmmmm.......that is kinda interesting!".

Since........her rather hot bowling partner admitted to being bi and she could have her anytime but she wants to just keep it a fantasy. I'm not going to push her, probably end up leaving me for her and be one of those fuked up stories you always here about. I know 1 of her sisters already left her man for a woman....damn.

 

[n0th1ng]

Run. Chicks that want to fuck guys in the ass arent right in the head.

 

[rsnoble-im-back]

Run. Chicks that want to fuck guys in the ass arent right in the head.

Well I already knew she wasn't square. This just confirmed it. Seriously.....I think theres a lot more female assmasters than your aware. Scientifically woman are interested in asses to gauge there thrusting power, so not are they only fascinating with ass---what else could they really do with it?

 

[n0th1ng]

I think a compromise is in order. Tell her she can rail her bi friend in the ass, but you get to do it too. Then everyone is happy.

 

[rsnoble-im-back]

I think a compromise is in order. Tell her she can rail her bi friend in the ass, but you get to do it too. Then everyone is happy.

Heh thanks for that suggestion!

 

[wetback]

Well that's what she used to say. She's a fuking perv, and finally suggested that it's my ass for her ass. So unhappily I won't be on the hershey hwy in this lifetime. Plus now she wants to get pregnant and has another excuse.

Hey noble, my man lets me do it to him. Have a strap-on and I go at it. Doesn't make him any less of a man. It's a fantasy thing of mine and he obliges. I let him have his way with me in return.

If you want to do the ass thing that bad you might have to give a little........

Ms.

 

[DIVISION]

Well that's what she used to say. She's a fuking perv, and finally suggested that it's my ass for her ass. So unhappily I won't be on the hershey hwy in this lifetime. Plus now she wants to get pregnant and has another excuse.

A few years ago I walked in on her and her 2 sisters and some other gals after mowing the lawn and they were watching a gay male video. Ever since then she keeps talking abvout strapons. I immediately went to my shop and forged a chastity belt for my ass with my Hobart Ironman 250 mig welder and never, ever bend over in front of her.

However............she used to hate lesbo films until she seen one with strapon action and says "hmmmm.......that is kinda interesting!".

Since........her rather hot bowling partner admitted to being bi and she could have her anytime but she wants to just keep it a fantasy. I'm not going to push her, probably end up leaving me for her and be one of those fuked up stories you always here about. I know 1 of her sisters already left her man for a woman....damn.

YoungNoble.......I don't know where to start, honestly....

You're a drama session in progress, something I'd see on late night....

I have no idea how you came to be in these precarious situations, but people have tried to help you several times and you don't use their advice. All you do is come on here and complain about your life and the situations you put yourself in.


DIV

 

[Freak Nasty]

all i have to say is you sometimes have to take one for the team. You have to look at the bigger picture.

 

[DIVISION]

all i have to say is you sometimes have to take one for the team. You have to look at the bigger picture.

Yes, holmes........but there's also a limit and we've already reached it.

No dildos, strap-ons or any of that shit......




DIV

 

[atydueceoifvet]

Run. Chicks that want to fuck guys in the ass arent right in the head.

What he said^^^^^ It's time to break some speed records.