damn i got some serious wood right now

[Snypr]

Uhhhh............wow?

 

[Dunk]

i may go whack it right now in order to get hammy jr to stop poking through my spongebob boxers

i knew spongebob and you were geigh.

 

[Sub-Zero]

ok people, now what seems less revolting to you, that hammy likes to see fat chick ass sweat or that I like to pee on women?

I think I'm the winner here

thats awsome.

i love to pee places other than the toilet, like the shower or outside, or if in a public bathroom i aim for the aircondition if iv built up enuff power.

i should probably bump tiger88's best way to get out of there thread, but if i ever get laid and its a 1 night stand thing and i wanna make it clear, ill just piss in the bed with her after we are done for the night, or in the morning to wake her up, and then get out of there (after imake myself some breakfast first)

 

[nycgirl]

Hammy, if that's what turns you on and makes you happy, then I'm happy for you.

 

[Dial_tone]

I've boinked some pretty darn big girls in my day but that was out of desperation, not desire. 145-170 lbs is my prime operating range.

 

[SoKlueles]

I need a more respectful bf i think

 

[SoreArms]

I need a more respectful bf i think

you'd get bored and toss his ass out in a second.

 

[Sub-Zero]

I need a more respectful bf i think

you dont need to stay fat just for hammy, diet down and then add more muscle to get your bf where u want it.

 

[SoKlueles]

you'd get bored and toss his ass out in a second.

holy crap no i wouldnt
i need a guy that will dote on my every need
instead of look at some woman with stinky crack sweat

 

[Gambino]

what i don't get about the hammy/solklu relationship is that hammy claims to live in florida, sokly tn...but yet they talk of seeing each other daily

something doesn't smell right and it's not the plumper sitting next to me