This is my specialty. I am from Louisiana and I am ate up with the I dont give a shit. Lets see, where do I start?
In the middle of a plowed up field of dirt at 1:00 in the afternoon.
In a rice bin. Had rice all up in the crack. And to think that you may be eating this rice at this moment.
On the top of an oil tank at an oil reserve.
Wal-Mart dressing Room.
In a combine while cutting rice.
Middle of the tennis court in town at midnight.
In a trailor house when me and girlfriend went house shopping.
On I-10 while coming home from the bar(Rollin).
On top of the washing maching at her moms house.
Inside the deer stand while hunting.
In the Portable Bathroom at the highschool fair.
Those where some of the crazier ones. You should try them sometime.