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Craziest Place You had SEX

it was in the elevator to this gym in new york. i was visiting for the day and i had a hurt ankle so i used the elevator even though its only one floor down to the gym. this slutty red headed chick with big giant sloppy mad cow tits got in the elevator with me. she asked if my ankle hurt and i said a little bit so she offered to make me feel better. next thing i know she is pulling down my pants and sucking my dick. then she turns around and drops her pants and i fucked her from behind.
 
Craziest place I ever had sex was at the beach. There was about 100 people in the water, and my ex and I were in the shallow end. She pulled it out and started my engine, so I finished it! Having sex in my car while my girls parents were in their house, but that isnt really crazy.:D
 
Calico

aren't you married, i hope that was your husband.my craziest would have to be in a lake with people swiming around me and my girlfriend:fro:
 
I my car out side of a night club with hundreds of people walking by every couple of minutes....it was Fall and the windows were tinted and fogged up....but people were coming within a foot or 2 of the car all of the time
 
TheSalami said:
it was in the elevator to this gym in new york. i was visiting for the day and i had a hurt ankle so i used the elevator even though its only one floor down to the gym. this slutty red headed chick with big giant sloppy mad cow tits got in the elevator with me. she asked if my ankle hurt and i said a little bit so she offered to make me feel better. next thing i know she is pulling down my pants and sucking my dick. then she turns around and drops her pants and i fucked her from behind.
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:rainbow: M'kay.
 
Not really any crazy places except for maybe the beach. But there were crazy times like when others were around and you hid it either in the backyard, under blankets or in the pool. :D
 
TheSalami said:
it was in the elevator to this gym in new york. i was visiting for the day and i had a hurt ankle so i used the elevator even though its only one floor down to the gym. this slutty red headed chick with big giant sloppy mad cow tits got in the elevator with me. she asked if my ankle hurt and i said a little bit so she offered to make me feel better. next thing i know she is pulling down my pants and sucking my dick. then she turns around and drops her pants and i fucked her from behind.
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LOL. you wish boy.
Calico
 
TWA flight attendant sucked me off in the head. It was a transcontinental flight and fairly roomy. She told the other gals about me and I had an exhausting but great time in Paris. Never left the hotel room though.
 
In my nextdoor neighbour's attic while I was fixing his telephone, with his wife!!
Fucking brilliant!!
Except I got all those annoying little yellow fibreglass things in my ass-crack and had a fucking bad rash for near on two weeks after.
Serves me right I suppose.
:confused:
 
right in front of a Church.... just hope God is not reading this board.....
 
Craziest, hmm that would probably be on my concrete driveway, while folks were inside, couldn’t resist so I dropped my man to the floor and took one leg outta my jeans and went for it, he musta got a sore ass… God knows if anyone saw, it was night…

Side of the road at 5.30 in the morning, cars going by, who the hell cares!
:p:horny: :busy:
 
Slice of Peach2 said:




:FRlol:


God called and said you are in for it, little buddy!!!! ;)
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Holly shit .... I knew my high Test level would get me into troubles one day lol
 
manny78 said:


Holly shit .... I knew my high Test level would get me into troubles one day lol
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He called again, Manny, he left a message. He said that if you give Peach one million dollars he will forgive you and you can go to heaven. :)
 
Slice of Peach2 said:




He called again, Manny, he left a message. He said that if you give Peach one million dollars he will forgive you and you can go to heaven. :)
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ye maybe after 20 years of hard labour this woul;d be possible. tell him to be patient..... lol
 
Craziest place I ever had sex?? How's about a crowded bar with people clapping and cheering?? Yup Exctasy can be fun. Did I really do that?? Why are people giving me free drinks and called me "stud"???
Yea it happened and no I didn't catch anything, BTW the chick was damn hot too........amazing how far you get with a little chemical induced confidence.
 
The beach, got caught by the cops...
In a park in the middle of the afternoon..
In a dark street...and once again got busted by the cops....
My girlfriends parents driveway...they were in the house
 
Wretched

Your responses sound very similar to mine.

Beach - Cops seen
Park/Oval
In a street - side of road at 4.00am in the morning
my parents driveway while parents inside
:wavey: :evil: :busy: :lmao: :horny:
 
Re: Wretched

SeXKiTTen_CanDy said:
Your responses sound very similar to mine.

Beach - Cops seen
Park/Oval
In a street - side of road at 4.00am in the morning
my parents driveway while parents inside
:wavey: :evil: :busy: :lmao: :horny:
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That wasn't you was it?:D
 
1. Back of an armoured personnel carrier
2. Guardhouse
3. middle of a baseball diamond with the floodlights on!! (It was late at night and someone forgot to turn them off!)
 
I've had several. I'll just mention a few. I really like the rush you get from doing it where you could get caught. Most of these were during my teenage years because I dated a girl who enjoyed the excitement of dangerous sex as much as I do. She worked at Pizza Hut. One night I went in there, and there was only one couple sitting near the front. My girlfriend sat me at a booth in the back. Well, she kept going back there, playing with me and me with her and finally I wound up screwing her doggystyle in the booth.

I worked in a convenience store and when my girlfriend stopped by to see me, I took her to the back of the store and did her doggy style on a back isle.

I was shopping with my girlfriend once at Belk and she was trying swimsuits on. She would ask me to step back there and look, and tell her what I thought of each one. Well, that didn't last long before I went back there with her and well...you know.

I've done it several times on the side of a busy highway and while driving down the highway. Actually, one time a state trooper turned around and came back to get me, cause I swerved over into his lane. He thought I was drunk at first, so I told him I was playing with the radio. He bought it I guess, just warned me to be careful and keep my eyes on the road.
 
#1 Bathroom of Taco Bell on a really scummy toilet

#2 On top of a beer truck with all of my old Rugby buds cheering

#3 Ex girlfriends grandmas nursing home room with g-ma sleeping in the bed

#4 In the hosebed on top of a fire truck(hope my chief doesn't read this!);)
 
1) On the way to London - just grabbed a blanket and started hammering my girlfriend. We were in the very last row of the plane - 2 seats by the window.

2) At nite, behind the hockey rink against a fence with Public Safery driving by.

3) Office conference room (after hours)

4) Got head from one chick in her cubicle, during work (2:00 pm) while she was on the phone.
 
mekannik said:

4) Got head from one chick in her cubicle, during work (2:00 pm) while she was on the phone.
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Interesting... ummm how was she able to speak?? lol
 
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pauly said:
Driving down I-80 in a Ryder truck. I was drivin', she was Rydin'.
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Driving down I-80 in a Ryder truck. I was Rydin', he was drivin' :horny:
 
WizKid: It was a little tough. She was on hold for a few minutes, had to talk, put the other line on hold and finished me off.

A very considerate girl.
 
About 15 years ago when I was in High School. I had sex on the stage of our auditorium with my gf back then and her best friend. Luckily the auditorium was not full of people....heh heh
 
Last night

Right after watching "original sin" , which had great sex scenes with angelina j. We went strait towards the car and she rode me in the front seat, while people are walking by, some even started clapping.;)
 
At my friends ladundry mat while it was open and everyone was doing there wash.
Park and woods and all that ... Nothing crazy but Im still gettin my nut off :fro:
 
elevators, roofs, firetrucks, police car, alley, woods, beach, swimming pool, balcony, crowded parking lots, etc....
 
inside a bar called Hammerjacks. with a whole shit load of my friends shielding and watching us

... it was always crowded If you ever have been there then you know what i mean by crowded...

Also a member of the mile high club.... but that another story
 
i have bang in movie theaters(not empty one either),in the bathrooms of nightclubs,in taco cabana restroom,in the car driving down the road,those are the ones off the top of my head,there are more.peace G aka GBOF
 
My Fathers Funeral....................girlfriend wanted to see me smile:D went in to empty viewing room........and banged her against the coffin holder...:angel:
 
1. Elevator in a parking garage. Couple walked in on us. We were like a deer in headlights.

2. We finished in the parking garage, bent over someones viper. Parking attendant just smiled at us went we left.:mix:

3. On the balcony in Mexico.

4. Parents bed.

5. In the pool with family. Didn't really work though. Too dry in the water.:bawling:

That's all I can think of at the moment.
 
This is my specialty. I am from Louisiana and I am ate up with the I dont give a shit. Lets see, where do I start?

In the middle of a plowed up field of dirt at 1:00 in the afternoon.

In a rice bin. Had rice all up in the crack. And to think that you may be eating this rice at this moment.

On the top of an oil tank at an oil reserve.

Wal-Mart dressing Room.

In a combine while cutting rice.

Middle of the tennis court in town at midnight.

In a trailor house when me and girlfriend went house shopping.

On I-10 while coming home from the bar(Rollin).

On top of the washing maching at her moms house.

Inside the deer stand while hunting.

In the Portable Bathroom at the highschool fair.

Those where some of the crazier ones. You should try them sometime.
 
hmmm....

driving down the interstate...i was riding and he was driving...

in a hotel room with a bunch of people watching...we're exhibitionists when we drink....maybe that's why i'm happily married! lol!

standing up at a concert....we were close to the stage...no body seemed to mind...
 
Sheez all I have got to say is that your husband had better never let you out of his sight. I would come to Tennessee and find you if you ever became available! Women as sexy as you are a rare breed!
 
ttlpkg!

thanks sweetie....he thinks so too...but he's a treasure...so i plan on keeping him! I posted his pic on a thread somewhere...

i tried to PM you but your box was full!

i'm an old married woman...with children! well...one child and one great big child...all men are children to a certain extent....lol!
 
Sorry I missed your pm. my mailbox, should be empty now. As far as being old, I am 40 myself and still young, and so are you. When women maintain their looks and keep working out after having kids it is quite sexy. Especially if they have a sexual attitude like yourself
 
I was banging my cousin in her living room while her dad was in his room next door and her husband was washing the car downstairs. I remember just shooting my load all over her ass.
 
1. Outside on the back patio in a lawn chair (could be seen from the highway).
2. On the side of a factory, even hung the used condom on the tree. I was young and my parents didn't want me having sex in the house so we went across the street outside by the factory
3. In the vip room of a strip club (ok so I was alittle too drunk that night........bad girl) I had a skirt on so it was very easy access.
 
WAIT A SEC....

NicolePap said:
Oh and my craziest was EXIT in NY in a dark corner-- got caught though-- the bouncer told us to pull up our pants or we had to leave...
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WAS THAT YOU I DID IT WITH.....THATS CRAZY...YOU WERE HOT RIGHT?
 
originally posted by bigwillster

I was banging my cousin in her living room while her dad was in his room next door and her husband was washing the car downstairs. I remember just shooting my load all over her ass.
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Is it just me or is something wrong here? Your cousin? Are you from WV?
 
sex

one that sticks out in my mind is a guy i was seeing was a fireman and his dept. had a big bash at his firehouse and we went and did it on the firetruck... very uncomfortable... but i didnt care i was drunk ;-)

another was at my friends house... i was living there for awhile and she had this big party and again... i was trashed... my ex came by at like 3am and we started gettin into it and all of a sudden we are both in the basement stark naked on the floor and the next day my girlfriend said her and her boyfriend saw us... HEHEHEHE

:devil: :devil: :devil: :devil:
 
basskiller said:
inside a bar called Hammerjacks. with a whole shit load of my friends shielding and watching us

... it was always crowded If you ever have been there then you know what i mean by crowded...

Also a member of the mile high club.... but that another story
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Yea I've been there bro its a cool place!!! What floor was it on??
 
1. Roof of a church (St. Stanislaw, Avenger!)
2. Movie Theater (recently)
3. Got head on the George Washington Bridge towards Jersey...She poked her head up at a traffic light in Teterboro and people in a Civic next to us were cheering!
4. In the woods on a bed of pine needles (ouch)
5. In a park under a jungle gym
6. In my bed with my brother in the next bed.
7. Ate her out in my car directly in front of my house.

God, I'm disgusting....
 
Gee which one? We had a few....the best had to be in my man's restuarant after hours, on one of the tables in the dining room .....man oh man was that awesome!!!!! Then there was the beach in Maderia w/ alots of people around!!!!
 
On a park bench with people around....in car in broad daylight..no tinted windows...on desk at school with room door open....on the stairway while parents cooking dinner right below....
 
hmmmmm

Cemetary in the winter x2

Unisex bathroom in New Orleans w/people in the stalls to the left/right of us. She had me walk in w/her and make sure nobody would be looking over the wall or open the door (lock was broken)......she then turned around for me and we....uhhhhh you know. There was also a line of people waiting for the stalls...lol.

Broom closet with this girl i met during mardi gras at my friends bar during mardi gras, people were everywhere upstairs and downstairs, walking by us.

During our spring formal (back in my fraternity days) in florida, this girl i was dating, we had sex in the bathroom on the beach, then on the beach, my friends watched us while i was going down on her, then in the pool....among other places, i was so drunk that night.......
 
Sex in crazy places.

I met a gal at a beer festival years ago. We met for about 10 or 15 mins. We both knew what we wanted. I offered to get us a room, she said no.

So we found a building that the first two floors were done. The next floor was not done, so we did it in the stairwell.

It was very nice.

Yaw!!!
 
when i was in high school, in the dark room where we developed pics, and in my basketball locker room(almost got caught by coach). both were duing class.
 
How about in the back of a 4 wheel drive truck with huge tires, back open, naked man on top, club parking lot as people were leaving. What a rush.
The biggest turn on is naked by my pool in my back yard even though the neighbors behind can see from their porch over the fence--boy does it feel like a no-no but oh so good.
 
On the little patio around a life guard's tower at the beach. It was in the fall so there weren't too many people at the beach.
 
hey pinky girl

glad to see another montreal..
will add a couple in the hallway of someones appartment building and in the park with people walking bye. i love chicks in skirts...
 
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