Cock length and IQ roll call

[rudedawg]

im a 23 year old virgin

top THAT

Taxicab confessions on HBO last night.......... 35 year old FEMALE virgin. It was hilarious to here her bitching about not being able to get laid. Her self esteem was horrendous.

 

[rudedawg]

Lawyer part just fucked up all that bragging!

And the misspelling of Caymans.

 

[bigpopfd2]

IQ 147, last time I took the stanfrd benet test was when I was 15...now I am 21 so it could be a little bit higher.....

 

[buddy28]

this thread was a joke.

but feel free to post ur embellished iq scores.

 

[Puc]

One of them is VERY LARGE and the other is VERY SMALL.

Or maybe, just maybe, they are both VERY SMALL (PATHETICALLY SMALL)

but it is okay because ssme is gay.

 

[Kahn]

Sounds good Bro. Too bad Ive got 24 inch arms, chest is well over 64 inches. Im putting up an easy 600 pounds on bench now. 6'5, blonde hair, a solid 275, less than 5% bodyfat. Won the state regional heavyweights 3 years in a row. My wife is a big breasted asian sex nymph. My job. Fuck. Im one of the orginal partners in one of the nations top law firms. I make easily over 600,000 USD a year. Winter cottage in the Kaymens. Summer House in the Hamptons.

its good be alive.

Yeah it all sounds impressive but it isn't and doesn't matter, justlike you posting your dick size. I really do scrub shitters for a living and I'm a really smart grown up little kid. Its not like my toys are new.

 

[Warik]

One of them is VERY LARGE and the other is VERY SMALL.

Or maybe, just maybe, they are both VERY SMALL (PATHETICALLY SMALL)

but it is okay because ssme is gay.

Quite true. SSME's blatant disregard for heterosexuality really trivializes any, if not all, issues in all of ours lives.

I'm going to start making fun of SSME. I got bored of making fun of WODIN's bald head and wrinkly butt. He's not even that old. That damn old fart! Why can't he be old!

-Warik

 

[Puc]

Quite true. SSME's blatant disregard for heterosexuality really trivializes any, if not all, issues in all of ours lives.

I'm going to start making fun of SSME. I got bored of making fun of WODIN's bald head and wrinkly butt. He's not even that old. That damn old fart! Why can't he be old!

-Warik

 

[MaxBiceps]

this thread was a joke.

but feel free to post ur embellished iq scores.

seriously.

ok here's mine. 12 inch penis, 199 IQ