Cock length and IQ roll call

[buddy28]

9 inch cock, 8 inches in diameter

176 IQ . President of the triple 9 society.

 

[LiLady11]

My cock is too tiny as is my IQ
Woe is me

 

[Zirakzigil]

No idea what my IQ is.

Dick is 5.25 inches.

 

[naturally anabolic]

don't know the answer to either, nor do i care to know cause im secure in my masculinity as well as my intelligence

 

[Kahn]

National average as far as dick goes, IQ of 151+(like it matters, I scrub shitters for a living). 19" arms, 400 bench, Mastiff for a dog, 69 Firebird Convertible with a 455 tri-power for a car and a 460 Jetboat(2 of them no less). My bikes are a CBR600 and a seriously beefed XR600. Hmmmm. what else doesn't matter for SHIT. Ummmmm, 3000sq ft house, beautiful wife and kids, in laws are cool, parents are rich and my ex wife gained 75 lbs since she dumped me. Hows that buddy. Its all true, too, I don't car about the internet enough to lie on it. HAHAHAHAHA what a bullshit thread. Welcome to Elite, tiny.

 

[buddy28]

National average as far as dick goes, IQ of 151+(like it matters, I scrub shitters for a living). 19" arms, 400 bench, Mastiff for a dog, 69 Firebird Convertible with a 455 tri-power for a car and a 460 Jetboat(2 of them no less). My bikes are a CBR600 and a seriously beefed XR600. Hmmmm. what else doesn't matter for SHIT. Ummmmm, 3000sq ft house, beautiful wife and kids, in laws are cool, parents are rich and my ex wife gained 75 lbs since she dumped me. Hows that buddy. Its all true, too, I don't car about the internet enough to lie on it. HAHAHAHAHA what a bullshit thread. Welcome to Elite, tiny.

Sounds good Bro. Too bad Ive got 24 inch arms, chest is well over 64 inches. Im putting up an easy 600 pounds on bench now. 6'5, blonde hair, a solid 275, less than 5% bodyfat. Won the state regional heavyweights 3 years in a row. My wife is a big breasted asian sex nymph. My job. Fuck. Im one of the orginal partners in one of the nations top law firms. I make easily over 600,000 USD a year. Winter cottage in the Kaymens. Summer House in the Hamptons.

its good be alive.

 

[cure]

Sounds good Bro. Too bad Ive got 24 inch arms, chest is well over 64 inches. Im putting up an easy 600 pounds on bench now. 6'5, blonde hair, a solid 275, less than 5% bodyfat. Won the state regional heavyweights 3 years in a row. My wife is a big breasted asian sex nymph. My job. Fuck. Im one of the orginal partners in one of the nations top law firms. I make easily over 600,000 USD a year. Winter cottage in the Kaymens. Summer House in the Hamptons.

its good be alive.

Lawyer part just fucked up all that bragging!

 

[buddy28]

Lawyer part just fucked up all that bragging!

Actually, I make a living prosecuting neglegent corporations in high profiled class action lawsuits. My impecable trial record afford my clients much deserved financial compensation for corporate mistreatment.

On weekends, when Im not down south of course, I preside over the board of directors for the regional orphage. Try to do some good. U know?

 

[MrMuscle]

im a 23 year old virgin

top THAT

 

[alexiarenee]

I actually took a test--144 (well, one said 142, but I'll go with the higher!)
NO cock...........

 

[rudedawg]

im a 23 year old virgin

top THAT

Taxicab confessions on HBO last night.......... 35 year old FEMALE virgin. It was hilarious to here her bitching about not being able to get laid. Her self esteem was horrendous.

 

[rudedawg]

Lawyer part just fucked up all that bragging!

And the misspelling of Caymans.

 

[bigpopfd2]

IQ 147, last time I took the stanfrd benet test was when I was 15...now I am 21 so it could be a little bit higher.....

 

[buddy28]

this thread was a joke.

but feel free to post ur embellished iq scores.

 

[Puc]

One of them is VERY LARGE and the other is VERY SMALL.

Or maybe, just maybe, they are both VERY SMALL (PATHETICALLY SMALL)

but it is okay because ssme is gay.

 

[Kahn]

Sounds good Bro. Too bad Ive got 24 inch arms, chest is well over 64 inches. Im putting up an easy 600 pounds on bench now. 6'5, blonde hair, a solid 275, less than 5% bodyfat. Won the state regional heavyweights 3 years in a row. My wife is a big breasted asian sex nymph. My job. Fuck. Im one of the orginal partners in one of the nations top law firms. I make easily over 600,000 USD a year. Winter cottage in the Kaymens. Summer House in the Hamptons.

its good be alive.

Yeah it all sounds impressive but it isn't and doesn't matter, justlike you posting your dick size. I really do scrub shitters for a living and I'm a really smart grown up little kid. Its not like my toys are new.

 

[Warik]

One of them is VERY LARGE and the other is VERY SMALL.

Or maybe, just maybe, they are both VERY SMALL (PATHETICALLY SMALL)

but it is okay because ssme is gay.

Quite true. SSME's blatant disregard for heterosexuality really trivializes any, if not all, issues in all of ours lives.

I'm going to start making fun of SSME. I got bored of making fun of WODIN's bald head and wrinkly butt. He's not even that old. That damn old fart! Why can't he be old!

-Warik

 

[Puc]

Quite true. SSME's blatant disregard for heterosexuality really trivializes any, if not all, issues in all of ours lives.

I'm going to start making fun of SSME. I got bored of making fun of WODIN's bald head and wrinkly butt. He's not even that old. That damn old fart! Why can't he be old!

-Warik

 

[MaxBiceps]

this thread was a joke.

but feel free to post ur embellished iq scores.

seriously.

ok here's mine. 12 inch penis, 199 IQ