chick want's to meet n have sex with me but thinks I'm somebody else

[Deleted member 33117]

These guys are right. Do your best to look as much like him as possible (dye those grey hairs if any) ride her skanky ass all night with plenty of protection, the drop her like a bad habit. You don't want to hook up long term with this girl anyways.

No offense to any EF ladies I hooked up with in the past.

 

[Matt_M.]

She's 18 you are 40. Should be off-limits, but if you are in to that sort of thing, I'd take advantage of this opportunity.