Canadian parole urine tests

[HeavenBound204]

Aye, how's it going. I was recently released from a federal Prison last month in Canada and under go urine testing for drugs/alcohol. I went in at 317 pounds and came out a solid 204. I'd like to take winni to get rid of the last bit of fat that is lingering before I get a tummy tuck and I'm curious to know if anyone has experience of being on parole and getting urine tested for performance enhancing drugs. Guys inside told me that they won't unless they suspect you are juicing it because it's a separate test and the expense of it, but if anyone else like my self has been in prison you know very well there are tons of shit talkers.
I've put on a few pounds since I've been released been cheating a little bit and taking 2 many chick's out for dinner.

Height
5'11"

Current Weight
210 lbs

Body fat (from a scale not calipers)
20%

I've probably got a good 5+ pounds of loose skin.

Any information or other suggestions would be greatly appreciated. Cheers.

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[HeavenBound204]

No thoughts?

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[fullthrottle1999]

Same situation as you, no need to worry brother.

 

[HeavenBound204]

Alright, perfect. Thanks, I have it all lined up already but didn't want to make the commitment without knowing if it would send me back to the slammer.

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[fullthrottle1999]

It's all good. Ephedrine will cause a false positive for meth. Besides that you're good

What pen were you in?

 

[HeavenBound204]

Stony. I'm taking vyvanse for adhd it comes up as amfetamine in my piss test anyways

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[fullthrottle1999]

Stony. I'm taking vyvanse for adhd it comes up as amfetamine in my piss test anyways

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Yeah I was curious about that. I am prescribed concerts which is the samething pretty much. I just never looked into getting some yet.

 

[STTM]

Honestly, they most likely are not going to test for PED's. But, what if they do? Is running a small cycle with the possibility of getting caught worth going back to Prison? Parole is nothing to fuck around with my man. Your parole officer might be cool, but one bad day.. or just a little bit too much info could fuck everything up.

Also, you have to realize that Winstrol, and other steroids don't burn fat directly. They are going to make your body more anabolic, which will promote fat burning, but they are not going to do the work for you. The most important thing is to be constant with your diet and training, and the rest will take care of itself.

If you wanted to run something, then I would go the legal route. There are prohormones that will give similar results to winstrol, and they are legal so you can't get busted for using something against the law. Epistane would be a great option.

Best of luck.. and stay out of trouble!

 

[indyfitguy]

PO's only test for basic illegal drugs weed,coke,meth etc not PEDS. you're good to go bro. Government is not the athletic commission and you're not a professional athlete so they're not wasting that kind of money on test for AAS which are very expensive.


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