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buisness meeting turned into a homosexual advance...

cornfish said:
Cheer up Tiger. I just showed my boss this thread and this is the exact words from a 50 year old man on the subject. I think you may see some wisdom here so that you will be prepared for the next time you are merging onto the superhighway of :rainbow:

Oh man, that is easy to deal with. He's standing there in all his glory, you get down on your knees and then... PUNCH him as hard as you can in the nads. He will pass out. While he is dreaming of whatever weird things, you loot his big screen TV, go through his wallet, check the fridge for some grub, and maybe take a picture of his dumb ass on the ground passed out. Then, put a candle in his ass and light it, take a pic, post it online and go home.

LOL... I would have to pass on making any sort of contact with a naked man. The point was made though.
What a scary situation.
Wow. You could have stolen all of his clothes and been the best dressed member on Elite!
 
tiger88 said:
dude he aint gay and i aint gay no way

i wish the new 6.0 litre engine from the GTO was aval for a trans am and some T toppin action


with the hood eagle graphics
 
tiger88, i feel your pain. I had a similiar experience in Brussels a few years back, I asked some American to spot me doing preacher curls, and we got talking about training, and next you know he tried to grab me when i was in the shower..

that shit freaked me out for a while....to be honest, i hardly spoke to guys in the gym for about 2 years afterwards...
 
tiger88 said:
well today (mourning was FUCKING FUCKED UP)

BOUT about a month ago i was at barner or nobles reading bbing mags (i just read them there never buy them) do it this About once a month well while there this dude (young guy who I could tell he worked out ) walked up to me and said "did u go to ______ HS?" i said "no " i went to ____ out in _____ (i graduated and didnt have to settle for a G.E.D. )

he was like " i thought u looked fimilar, sorry to bother you. i was like its all good then,... he saw me reading bbing mags and started talking working and gym candy there.. well he told me he later he owned a sports fitness company and just started it.,.. well he gave me a buisness card with a # on it and i gave him my # ...well he called me bout 2 weeks later and asked if i was still intrested in his sports fit thing... i said sure so we arranged to meet up.. he said just to stop by his house he said he had alot of shit in one room (his addy is in the rich ass area and didnt think twice

well i go there and we talk abit more bout fitness and shit then he takes off his fucking shirt and went though a posing routine.. kinda creepy but i was still cool.. (he looked pretty good with some good lines/symmmtry) so then he makes he wants me to take off my shirt and pose... i was nah dude i got no width.. and aint gotta pump but i just showd him my abs and he was impressed... all this sudeen he took off his fucking warm up pants and just naked as shit.. i mean his dong was out there.. just like chillin

i about had an aniexty attack(still shaky) and he came over and made some sexual advances.. . i didnt know what to do.. so i just like dude i gotta go and ran the fuck out there quick as hell (sucked as i pulled out his drive way i killed my car (stick shift) so Fn nervous

but god damn.. shoulda meet him at star bucks or some shit..

i left my shaker over there

cliff notes : meet dude go over to buisnes it up he gets naked and wants me to blow him and toss around his dick in my mouth like an ice cream cone

I figured that you'd be used to it with all the :rainbow: around here.
 
cornfish said:
Cheer up Tiger. I just showed my boss this thread and this is the exact words from a 50 year old man on the subject. I think you may see some wisdom here so that you will be prepared for the next time you are merging onto the superhighway of :rainbow:

Oh man, that is easy to deal with. He's standing there in all his glory, you get down on your knees and then... PUNCH him as hard as you can in the nads. He will pass out. While he is dreaming of whatever weird things, you loot his big screen TV, go through his wallet, check the fridge for some grub, and maybe take a picture of his dumb ass on the ground passed out. Then, put a candle in his ass and light it, take a pic, post it online and go home.

WTF? I agree this guy may have been a bit forward but you really think he deserves to be assaulted, robbed, and tortured for a mistake in judgment? I think a simple "sorry dude, I think you got the wrong idea" would have sufficed. Is violence always the first logical solution?
 
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