buisness meeting turned into a homosexual advance...

[tiger88]

well today (mourning was FUCKING FUCKED UP)

BOUT about a month ago i was at barner or nobles reading bbing mags (i just read them there never buy them) do it this About once a month well while there this dude (young guy who I could tell he worked out ) walked up to me and said "did u go to ______ HS?" i said "no " i went to ____ out in _____ (i graduated and didnt have to settle for a G.E.D. )

he was like " i thought u looked fimilar, sorry to bother you. i was like its all good then,... he saw me reading bbing mags and started talking working and gym candy there.. well he told me he later he owned a sports fitness company and just started it.,.. well he gave me a buisness card with a # on it and i gave him my # ...well he called me bout 2 weeks later and asked if i was still intrested in his sports fit thing... i said sure so we arranged to meet up.. he said just to stop by his house he said he had alot of shit in one room (his addy is in the rich ass area and didnt think twice

well i go there and we talk abit more bout fitness and shit then he takes off his fucking shirt and went though a posing routine.. kinda creepy but i was still cool.. (he looked pretty good with some good lines/symmmtry) so then he makes he wants me to take off my shirt and pose... i was nah dude i got no width.. and aint gotta pump but i just showd him my abs and he was impressed... all this sudeen he took off his fucking warm up pants and just naked as shit.. i mean his dong was out there.. just like chillin

i about had an aniexty attack(still shaky) and he came over and made some sexual advances.. . i didnt know what to do.. so i just like dude i gotta go and ran the fuck out there quick as hell (sucked as i pulled out his drive way i killed my car (stick shift) so Fn nervous

but god damn.. shoulda meet him at star bucks or some shit..

i left my shaker over there

cliff notes : meet dude go over to buisnes it up he gets naked and wants me to blow him and toss around his dick in my mouth like an ice cream cone

 

[cornfish]

may god have mercy on his soul.

Please tell me he didn't have a soft-on?

 

[KillahBee]

lmffffaaaaaooooO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

he struck a pose routine?

ps - people say girls fall for cheesy pick up routines - I guess the same goes for straight dudes with geigh dudes' pick up routines

 

[tiger88]

may god have mercy on his soul.

Please tell me he didn't have a soft-on?

it was like a semi

 

[cornfish]

it was like a semi

I have no idea what to say to that. You're on your own man and sorry i could offer no comfort in this time of geigh

i have to go shower now

 

[jackangel]

LOL

this is why tigre is just about the best, especially in this shitty (my) thread era

 

[slat1]

Ha ha.. people think you are gay when they see you!

 

[Gambino]

if the story was the same but homeboy was steve, would you have satisified his man lust?

 

[CENTURION44]

sorry to hear bro....that is fucking freaky....but its funny as hell to hear....should have pretended to be into it and tied him up and left his sorry ass hanging there....

 

[Evil_Frisky]

it was like a semi

 

[tiger88]

Ha ha.. people think you are gay when they see you!

THE THE only thing i can think of of becasue I had some spandex on

was at the track with a freind before and he was doing some 400s and i was there to tag along lil running too

and i will only run in spandex (shorts feel like shit) and after ton of days runnin track and shit i just got used to wearin spandex dont care and will wear them in public .. just used to em..maybe he took that some way

 

[SoreArms]

LOL, how gay

 

[CENTURION44]

he said halfy...hahahah...

 

[slat1]

It happens to the best of us. Some on hear may remember me talking about the guy the wheelchair spanking it while I was using a urinal. I still wake up crying...

 

[canadianhitman]

I had some spandex on

You brought that shit on yourself.

 

[cornfish]

Cheer up Tiger. I just showed my boss this thread and this is the exact words from a 50 year old man on the subject. I think you may see some wisdom here so that you will be prepared for the next time you are merging onto the superhighway of

Oh man, that is easy to deal with. He's standing there in all his glory, you get down on your knees and then... PUNCH him as hard as you can in the nads. He will pass out. While he is dreaming of whatever weird things, you loot his big screen TV, go through his wallet, check the fridge for some grub, and maybe take a picture of his dumb ass on the ground passed out. Then, put a candle in his ass and light it, take a pic, post it online and go home.

 

[HumorMe]

sorry to hear bro....that is fucking freaky....but its funny as hell to hear....should have pretended to be into it and tied him up and left his sorry ass hanging there....

 

[tiger88]

^^

well a few things..i am a cream puff when it comes to fighting

he woulda been able to kick my ass then id have to duck tape my asshole back togather prolly later that day

just used my wheel skills and like ran out there

 

[Gambino]

if the story was the same but homeboy was steve, would you have satisified his man lust?

answer the question tigre86 bor

got your Trans Am ready for the summer pimp season?

 

[tiger88]

dude he aint gay and i aint gay no way

i wish the new 6.0 litre engine from the GTO was aval for a trans am and some T toppin action

 

[slat1]

Cheer up Tiger. I just showed my boss this thread and this is the exact words from a 50 year old man on the subject. I think you may see some wisdom here so that you will be prepared for the next time you are merging onto the superhighway of

Oh man, that is easy to deal with. He's standing there in all his glory, you get down on your knees and then... PUNCH him as hard as you can in the nads. He will pass out. While he is dreaming of whatever weird things, you loot his big screen TV, go through his wallet, check the fridge for some grub, and maybe take a picture of his dumb ass on the ground passed out. Then, put a candle in his ass and light it, take a pic, post it online and go home.

LOL... I would have to pass on making any sort of contact with a naked man. The point was made though.
What a scary situation.
Wow. You could have stolen all of his clothes and been the best dressed member on Elite!

 

[Gambino]

dude he aint gay and i aint gay no way

i wish the new 6.0 litre engine from the GTO was aval for a trans am and some T toppin action

with the hood eagle graphics

 

[tiger88]

Wow. You could have stolen all of his clothes and been the best dressed member on Elite!

pfft

i alredy got that title

 

[Spanky11]

tiger88, i feel your pain. I had a similiar experience in Brussels a few years back, I asked some American to spot me doing preacher curls, and we got talking about training, and next you know he tried to grab me when i was in the shower..

that shit freaked me out for a while....to be honest, i hardly spoke to guys in the gym for about 2 years afterwards...

 

[bran987]

can I set my account to notify me when tiger88 posts a thread?

 

[milo hobgoblin]

uhhh. you read bodybuilding magazines?

I didnt think anyone even picked em up anymore.

 

[EnderJE]

well today (mourning was FUCKING FUCKED UP)

BOUT about a month ago i was at barner or nobles reading bbing mags (i just read them there never buy them) do it this About once a month well while there this dude (young guy who I could tell he worked out ) walked up to me and said "did u go to ______ HS?" i said "no " i went to ____ out in _____ (i graduated and didnt have to settle for a G.E.D. )

he was like " i thought u looked fimilar, sorry to bother you. i was like its all good then,... he saw me reading bbing mags and started talking working and gym candy there.. well he told me he later he owned a sports fitness company and just started it.,.. well he gave me a buisness card with a # on it and i gave him my # ...well he called me bout 2 weeks later and asked if i was still intrested in his sports fit thing... i said sure so we arranged to meet up.. he said just to stop by his house he said he had alot of shit in one room (his addy is in the rich ass area and didnt think twice

well i go there and we talk abit more bout fitness and shit then he takes off his fucking shirt and went though a posing routine.. kinda creepy but i was still cool.. (he looked pretty good with some good lines/symmmtry) so then he makes he wants me to take off my shirt and pose... i was nah dude i got no width.. and aint gotta pump but i just showd him my abs and he was impressed... all this sudeen he took off his fucking warm up pants and just naked as shit.. i mean his dong was out there.. just like chillin

i about had an aniexty attack(still shaky) and he came over and made some sexual advances.. . i didnt know what to do.. so i just like dude i gotta go and ran the fuck out there quick as hell (sucked as i pulled out his drive way i killed my car (stick shift) so Fn nervous

but god damn.. shoulda meet him at star bucks or some shit..

i left my shaker over there

cliff notes : meet dude go over to buisnes it up he gets naked and wants me to blow him and toss around his dick in my mouth like an ice cream cone

I figured that you'd be used to it with all the around here.

 

[buffer1]

you should of smashed him

 

[jackangel]

can I set my account to notify me when tiger88 posts a thread?

no need, you should feel a wrong/tingling sensation soewhere around
your mudhole whenever he posts up

 

[deltreefitness]

Cheer up Tiger. I just showed my boss this thread and this is the exact words from a 50 year old man on the subject. I think you may see some wisdom here so that you will be prepared for the next time you are merging onto the superhighway of

Oh man, that is easy to deal with. He's standing there in all his glory, you get down on your knees and then... PUNCH him as hard as you can in the nads. He will pass out. While he is dreaming of whatever weird things, you loot his big screen TV, go through his wallet, check the fridge for some grub, and maybe take a picture of his dumb ass on the ground passed out. Then, put a candle in his ass and light it, take a pic, post it online and go home.

WTF? I agree this guy may have been a bit forward but you really think he deserves to be assaulted, robbed, and tortured for a mistake in judgment? I think a simple "sorry dude, I think you got the wrong idea" would have sufficed. Is violence always the first logical solution?

 

[DIVISION]

well today (mourning was FUCKING FUCKED UP)

BOUT about a month ago i was at barner or nobles reading bbing mags (i just read them there never buy them) do it this About once a month well while there this dude (young guy who I could tell he worked out ) walked up to me and said "did u go to ______ HS?" i said "no " i went to ____ out in _____ (i graduated and didnt have to settle for a G.E.D. )

he was like " i thought u looked fimilar, sorry to bother you. i was like its all good then,... he saw me reading bbing mags and started talking working and gym candy there.. well he told me he later he owned a sports fitness company and just started it.,.. well he gave me a buisness card with a # on it and i gave him my # ...well he called me bout 2 weeks later and asked if i was still intrested in his sports fit thing... i said sure so we arranged to meet up.. he said just to stop by his house he said he had alot of shit in one room (his addy is in the rich ass area and didnt think twice

well i go there and we talk abit more bout fitness and shit then he takes off his fucking shirt and went though a posing routine.. kinda creepy but i was still cool.. (he looked pretty good with some good lines/symmmtry) so then he makes he wants me to take off my shirt and pose... i was nah dude i got no width.. and aint gotta pump but i just showd him my abs and he was impressed... all this sudeen he took off his fucking warm up pants and just naked as shit.. i mean his dong was out there.. just like chillin

i about had an aniexty attack(still shaky) and he came over and made some sexual advances.. . i didnt know what to do.. so i just like dude i gotta go and ran the fuck out there quick as hell (sucked as i pulled out his drive way i killed my car (stick shift) so Fn nervous

but god damn.. shoulda meet him at star bucks or some shit..

i left my shaker over there

cliff notes : meet dude go over to buisnes it up he gets naked and wants me to blow him and toss around his dick in my mouth like an ice cream cone

Tigga, sorry bro.......I would have to say that you must be a pretty boy if you have men picking up on you with the purpose of seducing you. In the future, when people want to meet for "business", make sure to insist on a neutral place like a coffee shop or restaurant.

You'll be aight, bro......trust me.

When I come over to your place off Baseline, I promise not to pull my dick out, if that's any consolation.




DIV

 

[HiDnGoD]

WTF? I agree this guy may have been a bit forward but you really think he deserves to be assaulted, robbed, and tortured for a mistake in judgment? I think a simple "sorry dude, I think you got the wrong idea" would have sufficed. Is violence always the first logical solution?

I agree. Story is funny as hell, happening to someone else. I think the rest are just knee jerk homophobic reactions. You know what they say about Homophobes. "Me thinks he doth protest too much"

 

[calveless wonder]

lol bro..

gotta be careful with setting off that gaydar.

maybe just being into bodybuilding does it in itself

 

[n0th1ng]

You were reading a bodybuilding mag.. thats practically gay porn.

 

[deltreefitness]

You were reading a bodybuilding mag.. thats practically gay porn.

 

[Lestat]

This is a fucking outstanding post!! ! Tiger88 we need more of this type of shit from you!

 

[DIVISION]

lol bro..

gotta be careful with setting off that gaydar.

maybe just being into bodybuilding does it in itself

May be some truth to that, bro.

Based on what happens at some of these Bodybuilding show afterparties, you'd think most BB are gay or bisexual.




DIV

 

[superqt4u2nv]

OMG ... I feel so bad for laughing at this.

 

[Steve The Bluesman]

WTF? I agree this guy may have been a bit forward but you really think he deserves to be assaulted, robbed, and tortured for a mistake in judgment? I think a simple "sorry dude, I think you got the wrong idea" would have sufficed. Is violence always the first logical solution?

I guess it depends. If the guy honestly thought the the OP was light in the loafers, then it was a misunderstanding...if he was setting things up like a predator, then he would certainly deserve to get stomped, but from the story, it sounds like the former.

I have never had the misfortune to deal with something like that, but I agree that a simple, "sorry bro, I don't swing that way" would have been the cool way to deal.

And BTW, who the hell meets a stranger once and decides to go meet them at their house? How trusting a soul are you?

I don't care how legit the guy seemed, I probably would have told him to go fuck himself in the store.


Bluesman

 

[rnch]

let's recap here.........

you are crusiing B & N, reading body building mags, dressed in spandex, driving a trans am with the "screamin' chicken" barfing all over the hood.......



need i go on any farther????

 

[DIVISION]

And BTW, who the hell meets a stranger once and decides to go meet them at their house? How trusting a soul are you?

You don't keep up, Steven.....do you?

Tiger88 is pretty fucking trusting.

He's never met me and he wants me to swing by his house. He's like 20 min. from my apartment.




DIV

 

[rsnoble-im-back]

I am worried for you that you even let this get as far as it did. U better go get checked out.

 

[Hengst]

let's recap here.........

you are crusiing B & N, reading body building mags, dressed in spandex, driving a trans am with the "screamin' chicken" barfing all over the hood.......



need i go on any farther????

LOL LOL LOL LOL I was just about to post the same thing !!!!!

 

[john937]

Oh man, that is easy to deal with. He's standing there in all his glory, you get down on your knees and then... PUNCH him as hard as you can in the nads. He will pass out. While he is dreaming of whatever weird things, you loot his big screen TV, go through his wallet, check the fridge for some grub, and maybe take a picture of his dumb ass on the ground passed out. Then, put a candle in his ass and light it, take a pic, post it online and go home.

Let's put this shoe on the other foot and see how it feels:
You meet a beautiful young woman in public, chat her up, she gives you her phone number.
You call her, she's interested, you invite her over to YOUR HOME, she comes over.
You think she's ready for action and make some moves.
She acts shocked, pulls out pepper spray and sprays you in the face.
She steals your wallet and valuables from YOUR HOME and leaves.

You think her actions are appropriate ?
I'd call the cops and have her arrested for assault and theft.

 

[tiger88]

let's recap here.........

you are crusiing B & N, reading body building mags, dressed in spandex, driving a trans am with the "screamin' chicken" barfing all over the hood.......

need i go on any farther????

lol STFU and go watch newyleds

1. in spandex since i was @ track prior and run track my whole life and always sporterd them and sometimes just go int public with them on rogetting i had them on
2. B N where else would I go??? for books ..well bbing mags??
3. bbing mags... sorry about that but muscular developement is kinda entertaining
4. dude gambino thinks I own a 1988 trans am t tops.. i got a jap car now (acura)
5. i am a trustworthy bro.. i figure ppl have good intentions and shit....
6. he didnt look that gay really

 

[Gambino]

let's recap here.........

you are crusiing B & N, reading body building mags, dressed in spandex, driving a trans am with the "screamin' chicken" barfing all over the hood.......



need i go on any farther????

lol that about sums it up

 

[deltreefitness]

I am worried for you that you even let this get as far as it did. U better go get checked out.

Checked out by who and for what?

 

[Seashell]

You crack me up Tiger...

 

[Lestat]

You crack me up Tiger...

me too, i like his writing style.

 

[UA_Iron]

hahaha this thread is funny shit

that sucks though dude

 

[Scotsman]

OMG ... I feel so bad for laughing at this.

I don't

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[jaded]

Omg...lmao.

 

[rnch]

....
6. he didnt look that gay really

sounds like YOU did!

lol

 

[AAP]

He thought you were a pig bottom in those spandex.

 

[Razorguns]

well today (mourning was FUCKING FUCKED UP)

BOUT about a month ago i was at barner or nobles reading bbing mags (i just read them there never buy them) do it this About once a month well while there this dude (young guy who I could tell he worked out ) walked up to me and said "did u go to ______ HS?" i said "no " i went to ____ out in _____ (i graduated and didnt have to settle for a G.E.D. )

Well Silly Sally -- you're the one that went over there, cleary aware of his dubious sexual character -- without your token female girlfriend at your side!

Whatcha expect.

He's thinking..

"Ah cool. He gave me his #. He returns all my calls. He's definately interested. He's coming over to my house. Oh look he's staring at my chest. OH yeah HE WANTS ME BABYYYY!!!!"

geigh!

 

[deltreefitness]

Did you forget to mention that you were at a book store in West Hollywood?

 

[DIVISION]

i am a trustworthy bro.. i figure ppl have good intentions and shit....

You str8 with me, nugga...

I know you're a good bro......

Just in the future, don't be so trusting as to meet a stranger at their house.....




DIV

 

[Bullit]

Thats the oldest trick in jackangel's book.

 

[Hengst]

6. he didnt look that gay really

What does a gay person look like?

 

[rnch]

good point, hengst!

 

[HiDnGoD]

What does a gay person look like?

A man with impeccable style. (jk)