buisness meeting turned into a homosexual advance...

[DIVISION]

well today (mourning was FUCKING FUCKED UP)

BOUT about a month ago i was at barner or nobles reading bbing mags (i just read them there never buy them) do it this About once a month well while there this dude (young guy who I could tell he worked out ) walked up to me and said "did u go to ______ HS?" i said "no " i went to ____ out in _____ (i graduated and didnt have to settle for a G.E.D. )

he was like " i thought u looked fimilar, sorry to bother you. i was like its all good then,... he saw me reading bbing mags and started talking working and gym candy there.. well he told me he later he owned a sports fitness company and just started it.,.. well he gave me a buisness card with a # on it and i gave him my # ...well he called me bout 2 weeks later and asked if i was still intrested in his sports fit thing... i said sure so we arranged to meet up.. he said just to stop by his house he said he had alot of shit in one room (his addy is in the rich ass area and didnt think twice

well i go there and we talk abit more bout fitness and shit then he takes off his fucking shirt and went though a posing routine.. kinda creepy but i was still cool.. (he looked pretty good with some good lines/symmmtry) so then he makes he wants me to take off my shirt and pose... i was nah dude i got no width.. and aint gotta pump but i just showd him my abs and he was impressed... all this sudeen he took off his fucking warm up pants and just naked as shit.. i mean his dong was out there.. just like chillin

i about had an aniexty attack(still shaky) and he came over and made some sexual advances.. . i didnt know what to do.. so i just like dude i gotta go and ran the fuck out there quick as hell (sucked as i pulled out his drive way i killed my car (stick shift) so Fn nervous

but god damn.. shoulda meet him at star bucks or some shit..

i left my shaker over there

cliff notes : meet dude go over to buisnes it up he gets naked and wants me to blow him and toss around his dick in my mouth like an ice cream cone

Tigga, sorry bro.......I would have to say that you must be a pretty boy if you have men picking up on you with the purpose of seducing you. In the future, when people want to meet for "business", make sure to insist on a neutral place like a coffee shop or restaurant.

You'll be aight, bro......trust me.

When I come over to your place off Baseline, I promise not to pull my dick out, if that's any consolation.




DIV

 

[HiDnGoD]

WTF? I agree this guy may have been a bit forward but you really think he deserves to be assaulted, robbed, and tortured for a mistake in judgment? I think a simple "sorry dude, I think you got the wrong idea" would have sufficed. Is violence always the first logical solution?

I agree. Story is funny as hell, happening to someone else. I think the rest are just knee jerk homophobic reactions. You know what they say about Homophobes. "Me thinks he doth protest too much"

 

[calveless wonder]

lol bro..

gotta be careful with setting off that gaydar.

maybe just being into bodybuilding does it in itself

 

[n0th1ng]

You were reading a bodybuilding mag.. thats practically gay porn.

 

[deltreefitness]

You were reading a bodybuilding mag.. thats practically gay porn.

 

[Lestat]

This is a fucking outstanding post!! ! Tiger88 we need more of this type of shit from you!

 

[DIVISION]

lol bro..

gotta be careful with setting off that gaydar.

maybe just being into bodybuilding does it in itself

May be some truth to that, bro.

Based on what happens at some of these Bodybuilding show afterparties, you'd think most BB are gay or bisexual.




DIV

 

[superqt4u2nv]

OMG ... I feel so bad for laughing at this.

 

[Steve The Bluesman]

WTF? I agree this guy may have been a bit forward but you really think he deserves to be assaulted, robbed, and tortured for a mistake in judgment? I think a simple "sorry dude, I think you got the wrong idea" would have sufficed. Is violence always the first logical solution?

I guess it depends. If the guy honestly thought the the OP was light in the loafers, then it was a misunderstanding...if he was setting things up like a predator, then he would certainly deserve to get stomped, but from the story, it sounds like the former.

I have never had the misfortune to deal with something like that, but I agree that a simple, "sorry bro, I don't swing that way" would have been the cool way to deal.

And BTW, who the hell meets a stranger once and decides to go meet them at their house? How trusting a soul are you?

I don't care how legit the guy seemed, I probably would have told him to go fuck himself in the store.


Bluesman

 

[rnch]

let's recap here.........

you are crusiing B & N, reading body building mags, dressed in spandex, driving a trans am with the "screamin' chicken" barfing all over the hood.......



need i go on any farther????