"Spongey yuz a smartass mutha fvcka aint ya......how 'bout i come too Norf Dukoda wif 2 or 3 hard hittn' pennitentery bruthas and tighten your ass up......mutha fvcka"
This is totally uncalled for. If you do not like the amount of research someone has done then feel free to ignore the question but your attitude doesnt do anyone here any good. If you want to be constructive in your critisims then fine but if your just here to cut people down for the fun of it then please move on.
I would take him down to my height, 4ft 11in by kicking his knees out and then proceed or pushing him to the floor where I would sit on his face until the fellow plead "uncle, uncle, uncle".