Blowing too soon

[Deleted member 33117]

STOP PLEASE!!! I'm dying here!!
LMAO so loud people wonder what's up in my office!!

Seriously though, you should be doing those exercises right now, since you are sitting at your desk, and not working.

I know what you mean about the laughing. The other day when I saw hellio's thread about me being obsessed with sex, which had been up for 2 days before I saw it, and almost ruptured a kidney laughing so hard, and was in a computer lab with about 40 people in it. I looked up and everyone was staring at me. I just blew it off though. Who cares what they think, maybe they should have come over and read it so they could laugh too.

 

[Rancid Bongwater]

Seriously though, you should be doing those exercises right now, since you are sitting at your desk, and not working.

Well, I guess I'm out of shape cause I just tried to do 100 or so
and got real bad lactic acid pump in my creamastic muscle.
Great now I'm gonna have a sore ball sack in 2 days.
Thanks a lot.

 

[Deleted member 33117]

See, you are out of shape. Stay after it though, and it will pay off.

 

[Rancid Bongwater]

See, you are out of shape. Stay after it though, and it will pay off.

I'll pass on it....I have no desire to sit around
squeezing my o-ring all day just so I can last
another hour or two.

 

[Deleted member 33117]

Well, it not only helps with control, but it can intensify your orgasims.

 

[Rancid Bongwater]

Well, it not only helps with control, but it can intensify your orgasims.

So does a vodka and gatorade.

 

[Deleted member 33117]

Yeah, but I follow a modified version of the anabolic diet, so I can't have vodka and gatorade most days.

 

[Gambino]

BBF, thanks for your advice, resident sex counseler?. As well, it can take me 30 minutes or more in some instances. My recent girl is fucking slamming and when she cums she screams and shit, major turn on, hard not to get excited. At least I get her off. My girl before her SUCKED in the sack, hence I could fuck her for hours...sometimes I even faked it to get the shit over with. You think your 'roid use prolongs your nut?

 

[ohashi]

Females cannot get enough oxygen to scream during a real orgasm - the best they can do is moan heavily.

Screaming = faking, usually.

 

[ohashi]

Does the fact that I never have had and never will have a similar problem help at all?

Gold.