LOL backlash, My W hates rough hands too, but im not about to give up my rough hands.
I havent read that book since I was in high school. Ill keep the vasaline away from my hands.
That reminds me when I was in college there was a guy that had a prosthetic hand (Like in "King Pin" with Woody Harrleson) He had to put vaseline in that thing to keep his stub from getting chaffed. At parties, if you got him drunk enough, he would take it off and set it on his head.
The good ole days.