BJ despair...

[Debaser]

I was just thinking....out of all the girls I've fooled around with, not one of them gave a really good blowjob. They either wouldn't do it, weren't enthusiastic about it, or were just plain bad. It's not really fair either, considering I'm quite skilled at the art of cunnilingus. They've run the gamut from painfully bad, to mediocre. I'm sure part of it is being 22 years old, and have only gotten with one or two older women, but seriously--anyone else have luck this bad?

 

[Deleted member 33117]

I've only been with a handful of girls who could give good head.

 

[jerseyart]

Me too, although they all think they can. But the hard part is no doubt that everyone likes different things, so what worked with her ex bf doesnt jive with you.

More true of girls

 

[HumorMe]

Maybe you watch too much porn...

I found one that sucks like a hoover vacuum cleaner....I married her. Couldn't let her get away. It's been 17 years and her motor hasn't needed replacing or anything.

They are out there but takes a lot of trial and error. Get one that doesn't have much experience and teach her how.

 

[jerseyart]

Maybe you watch too much porn...

I found one that sucks like a hoover vacuum cleaner....I married her. Couldn't let her get away. It's been 17 years and her motor hasn't needed replacing or anything.

They are out there but takes a lot of trial and error. Get one that doesn't have much experience and teach her how.

LOL

Knew a girl like that once. When she went down it was like OMG WTF. The girl could suck golf balls through a straw

 

[Deleted member 33117]

Me too, although they all think they can.

That is the funny part...most women think they can give good head, but in reality only about 10% can.

 

[jerseyart]

That is the funny part...most women think they can give good head, but in reality only about 10% can.

But only a few are really bad, where they actually hurt you

 

[plowboy]

my girl ask me the other nite on a scale of 1 to 10 how good she was at givin head, i told her about an 8, i didnt want her to git the big head, but she is realy about a 12, good lord this woman knows how to suck a cock. i think im goin to make a phone call now.

 

[Devastation]

dakotah = a 20 on 1 to 10. i've been blessed

 

[Deleted member 33117]

dakotah = a 20 on 1 to 10. i've been blessed

Ok, on a 1-10 scale, a girl who gives unbelievable head and can make you cum in 60 seconds flat consitently is a 9.5.... you can't assign anything higher than 10, or you are just trying to earn brownie points with your girl, and a perfect 10 can't be given, because you have to assume that someonewhere out fo the 3+ billion women in the world, one MIGHT be able to give better head. So sh gets a 9.5.