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Birthday parties for babies?

pdaddyII

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So fucking stupid. I have two to go to this weekend for 1yr olds. What a fucking joke. If they're not old enough to remember the party they shouldn't be having one. Fuck I'm mad
 
Fuck off

We only have immediate family at ours. Fuck all that huge bday party business when they're so little
 
and baby showers. fuck those too.

my wife tried to drag me to one today. I tried to keep the baby but she's taking him to it anyway
 
lmao I just don't go to that stuff and say I have to work

Why would a dude ever go to a baby shower though. Seriously, that's gay
 
and baby showers. fuck those too.

my wife tried to drag me to one today. I tried to keep the baby but she's taking him to it anyway

Fuck all that. We're having a baby shower at our house next weekend. A house full of 40 women, 12 of which are staying the entire fucking weekend with us. To say I'm dreading this would be an understatement.
 
My wife always tried to make me be at that shit. I was like, "why would I want to be around a bunch of women, you coming to the next bachelor party with me". I think sometimes our wives make us do shit like this cause they want us to be miserable at times lol
 
I've been dragged to one for a 1-year-old nephew of my wife's... Next time I'm going give myself a cavity and need to go to the dentist in stead!

Charles
 
I'm fucking pissed

Supposed to be bass fishing tomorrow and the hor who lives in my house is trying to make me go to her cousin's 3rd got damn birthday party with all of her fucking aunts and mom and grandmothers and shit. Only one other dude attending and he's a cocksucker who thinks he's a badass because he works at a state jail so we don't get along.

Fuck i'm mad
 
I'm fucking pissed

Supposed to be bass fishing tomorrow and the hor who lives in my house is trying to make me go to her cousin's 3rd got damn birthday party with all of her fucking aunts and mom and grandmothers and shit. Only one other dude attending and he's a cocksucker who thinks he's a badass because he works at a state jail so we don't get along.

Fuck i'm mad

sounds like my wife's family. I don't really get along with any of the guys my age. there's one late 20s 300lber who critiques my diet. lolz

her dad is the only good bro in the fam
 
I didn't even give my kid a bday party when he turned five last february. I took him to Chuck E Cheese with his sister. I invited my mother, and the ex invited herself (luckily she left after about 15 minutes). $50 and 1 hour. No mess to clean up and no assholes in my house.
 
I hate when people bring kids over and they dig through all my shit. My sister and BIL brought their two toddlers over for my superbowl shindig and they went got dam apeshit and I lost my mind
 
Well now you have a chance to talk about work, the weather, and the NBA playoffs with complete strangers while their wives judge each other.
 
My mother is taking our four year old to a baby party here in about an hour.

This gives me the afternoon/evening free with Mrs. Plunkey (plus the twins, but they'll be asleep by 6:30).

Ergo, I'm all for baby parties. People should have more of them.
 
And cook cat as the special meat!
 
I wonder if the Boston bombings have hurt pressure cooker sales? Do you show up on a govt list now when you buy a pressure cooker?

they now keep all the pressure cookers behind the counter next to the sudafed
 
they now keep all the pressure cookers behind the counter next to the sudafed

You have to be a woman, show ID, and subject yourself to racial profiling before you can buy one too.
 
Next toddler party I get dragged to, it's on

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I'll be giving 'candy' to every little bastard there, then let their parents take them home
 
Next toddler party I get dragged to, it's on

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