Fuck off
We only have immediate family at ours. Fuck all that huge bday party business when they're so little
You just wanted free shit, admit it
Gotta fill that toy box somehow
and baby showers. fuck those too.
my wife tried to drag me to one today. I tried to keep the baby but she's taking him to it anyway
Fuck all that. We're having a baby shower at our house next weekend. A house full of 40 women, 12 of which are staying the entire fucking weekend with us. To say I'm dreading this would be an understatement.
lmao I just don't go to that stuff and say I have to work
Why would a dude ever go to a baby shower though. Seriously, that's gay
I'm fucking pissed
Supposed to be bass fishing tomorrow and the hor who lives in my house is trying to make me go to her cousin's 3rd got damn birthday party with all of her fucking aunts and mom and grandmothers and shit. Only one other dude attending and he's a cocksucker who thinks he's a badass because he works at a state jail so we don't get along.
Fuck i'm mad
And cook cat as the special meat!
I wonder if the Boston bombings have hurt pressure cooker sales? Do you show up on a govt list now when you buy a pressure cooker?
they now keep all the pressure cookers behind the counter next to the sudafed
Next toddler party I get dragged to, it's on
BOGO thursday sale on Atomic Tabs?
I'll be giving 'candy' to every little bastard there, then let their parents take them home
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