Best lines heard at the gym this week.

[Lift Chief]

All the skinny faggot runners i know always say:
I don't want to workout too much or take protein- i don't want to get big...

As if it's something that happens just like htat- you wake up one morning and you're huge.

No conception of reality.

 

[ireekofawesomeness]

Hot chicks always say: "Val, you're huge and sexy. Can I please suck your massive rod of disaster?"

Me: "I'm sorry, I'm not done with biceps yet."



LMAO THATS THE FUNNIEST SHIT IVE EVER READ ON HERE

 

[anythingbutsane]

this other bro asked me to spot him on squats.... so i figured wtf, and got in position behind him. he started to unrack the weight and yelled "holy jesus!" the whole gym was laughing at him for being so loud. fucker acted like he has never been teabagged before.

 

[UK-m]

VAL! LMFAO! just what i needed when im at work!

 

[havoc]

Every once in a while I'll hear "I'm doing 3 reps of 12 sets" I tell them good luck.

 

[notoriousQQ]

Person #1 - my strength is going through the roof.

Person #2- so fucking what, you still aren't strong enough even to pull my cock out of my pants.

Yes, it was 2 dudes, don't know if they were gay, but, I busted out laughing upon hearing that.


Notorious to powerlifter named Eddie: "Damn, Eddie, you got a big ass, how much does that thing eat off the inseam of your pants, 2"?

Eddie: " Boy, it takes a big hammer to drive a big nail"

 

[Y_lifter]

In the locker room..

"Yo broly.. Does this look like herpes to you" ?

 

[notoriousQQ]

Here's an oldy but a goody.

Dude1: How do my arms look?

Dude2: About as big around as my dick.


where is massivegunz, I bet he's hear d sum rela goood onez if you are smelling what i'm droping.

 

[SofaGeorge]

My fav, from the head trainer at my twinky gym:

"Thigh extensions should be the foundation of any leg routine."

 

[notoriousQQ]

are you saying that isn't true?

I always thought that masterbation was the mainstay of the forearm workout, suppose you'll be telling me that isn't true also. But, I have forearms like popeye to back it up.