Being goodlooking is the most important thing to women.

[SupraHero]

HAHA

This must be some kind of a competition to you. Better than everyone else ? You must be fuken special !

Well, guess what ! You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake! You are the same decaying organic matter as everything else! We are all part of the same compost heap. You are not your job. You are not how much you have in the bank. You are not the contents of your wallet. You are not your khakis.

Now you want to know something, I am better than you. I sit on my ass in lawyer's office all day and make $ 60/hour and only work 4 days a week. It gets even better, I don't have a college degree but I speak three languages and have exceptional interpersonal communication skills. The rest of the time I eat aged filet mignon steak every day and drink expensive red wine. At the end of each day I bang skinny and fat chicks of all ethnicities with big tetas. I don't take anabolic steroids because I have flawless genetics and higher protein synthesis than you do while juicing.

Now go beat your face , you miserable fuck and stop running your fuken sock.

Bwhahah that was beautiful. *Claps*

 

[Imakarum_Mirabilis]

If you're going to quote a good portion of Tyler Durden's speech, please let it be reflected. Also, when relaying it, don't alter it, as you have.

Otherwise, I agree. The AAS part, to me, was especially funny. I cannot become what I want to become without them, size-wise, to be honest. However, the way some guys (like HI) allow them to dominate their thoughts is more than a little sad.

 

[Frackal]

HAHA

This must be some kind of a competition to you. Better than everyone else ? You must be fuken special !

Well, guess what ! You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake! You are the same decaying organic matter as everything else! We are all part of the same compost heap. You are not your job. You are not how much you have in the bank. You are not the contents of your wallet. You are not your khakis.

Now you want to know something, I am better than you. I sit on my ass in lawyer's office all day and make $ 60/hour and only work 4 days a week. It gets even better, I don't have a college degree but I speak three languages and have exceptional interpersonal communication skills. The rest of the time I eat aged filet mignon steak every day and drink expensive red wine. At the end of each day I bang skinny and fat chicks of all ethnicities with big tetas. I don't take anabolic steroids because I have flawless genetics and higher protein synthesis than you do while juicing.

Now go beat your face , you miserable fuck and stop running your fuken sock.

Arguably one of the worst posts ever

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

frackal im starting to get the impression that you have some pronounced political views. call me crazy here..

 

[Imakarum_Mirabilis]

Juicedmullet, I fucking love your avatar.

Yes, I want to marry it.

 

[Frackal]

frackal im starting to get the impression that you have some pronounced political views. call me crazy here..

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

after that antoginistic post thats all i get? how disappointing.

im going to suggest that you use words such as efficacious, gumption, erudition, vernacular, antidisestablishmentarianism, polysomnagram, and any other sophisticated sounding words in your signature next go round.

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

Juicedmullet, I fucking love your avatar.

Yes, I want to marry it.

its on the download section of the homestarrunner.com website.

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

i stole it from fogg 88 originally

 

[HighIntensity]

HAHA

This must be some kind of a competition to you. Better than everyone else ? You must be fuken special !

Well, guess what ! You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake! You are the same decaying organic matter as everything else! We are all part of the same compost heap. You are not your job. You are not how much you have in the bank. You are not the contents of your wallet. You are not your khakis.

Now you want to know something, I am better than you. I sit on my ass in lawyer's office all day and make $ 60/hour and only work 4 days a week. It gets even better, I don't have a college degree but I speak three languages and have exceptional interpersonal communication skills. The rest of the time I eat aged filet mignon steak every day and drink expensive red wine. At the end of each day I bang skinny and fat chicks of all ethnicities with big tetas. I don't take anabolic steroids because I have flawless genetics and higher protein synthesis than you do while juicing.

Now go beat your face , you miserable fuck and stop running your fuken sock.

just goes to show how an internet persona can get a rise out of anyone.