bathroom thread.....going tinkle with a hard on/boner/erect penis/stiffy/semi/

[tiger88]

damn i hate this so much.....i alaways drink alot of water thought out the day and at nite too and when i wake up to go piss i got some serious woodage and pissing with a boner can be tough at time sometimes coming out sideways usually i got to de loft my penis so i can pee better/......




u guys struggle pissing with a boner?

 

[sconoscuito]

yeap i have to put myself in funny position in order not to piss all over the floor

 

[slickdadd]

it can be difficult. Sometimes I have to bust out some tai chi positions to angle the schlong with the right trajectory that I don't piss all over the entire bathroom, but usually I make do.

 

[Apöllo]

you should always have a boner when you wake up. it's called "morning wood"

 

[rnch]

morning wood and a pierced penis makes for a tight fit between the toilet seat and the jewelry.

 

[Cut]

It's not a struggle for me. It's a pleasure.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

i have no problems pissing with wood, cause i make it go away fast. i open my eyes real wide and take a good look around me...i think about my life and what i've done with it, and what i'm going to have to deal with when i have to finally get out of bed and wake up....

it's so depressing, i couldn't keep my dick hard if i tried!

 

[presguy]

when that happens, think of yourself as a ski jumper.....think about that.

 

[digger]

"Thank Christ for sinks!" -- Harold Hedd

 

[ZKaudio]

get low... its easier...