Balloon Boy Parents busted!!

[-SD-]

They named the kid Falcon....it had to end badly. If you name your kid anything with an apostrophe in it like Da'Juan he's going to jail. If you name your kid Falcon he's going to have a meth lab. It's that simple.

I imagine hijynx ensued on the set of wolf blitzer, with those two names. wolf vs. falcon to the death!

 

[bakemeacookie]

Is it just me, or is every white guy who marries an asian girl a retard? I've noticed that. I've never met or seen a masculine white guy who is married to an asian girl. It's usually some retard douchebag.

Because attractive asian women - especially the mail order kind - have far lower standards than attractive american white women. Who want hawt young guys, or jerks, or rich and famous guys.

Most guys I see with asian women are older, fatter, balding type guys. Guys who have 0% chance attracting a maxim style hottie. Hence they go for foreign women

(not to mention, everywhere u go in america - it's a sausagefest)

c

 

[puddlemonkey]

ceo is gonna go on a banting spree

 

[PhoenixS]

ceo is gonna go on a banting spree

lol I was just thinking ceo was going to come do some ass kicking.

 

[bruce9241]

God damn it. If that faggot guy wanted to get attention from the media he needs to do what sports players do: rape a white woman. None of this "my son is in a balloon help me!!" bullshit.

 

[puddlemonkey]

God damn it. If that faggot guy wanted to get attention from the media he needs to do what sports players do: rape a white woman. None of this "my son is in a balloon help me!!" bullshit.

quoted for later pwnage!

 

[miplank]

ceo is gonna go on a banting spree

lol

 

[b0und]

Charges expected in Colorado balloon case - CNN.com

"We do anticipate at some point in the future, there will be some criminal charges filed with regards to this incident," Larimer County Sheriff Jim Alderden said.

They've got it coming.

If they faked this then they're disgusting for using their kids like that.








b0und (sickos)

 

[Metasomatized Ijolite]

The sheriff was saying that he did not think it was a hoax even after the kid said that. I'm guessing the police don't want to look even more stupid.

 

[bakemeacookie]

The sheriff was saying that he did not think it was a hoax even after the kid said that. I'm guessing the police don't want to look even more stupid.

Probably didn't want the media circus.

A phone call from the FAA, National Guard, Homeland Securitry, FBI that they themselves will lay charges if they don't - probably changed their mind.

c